A Grave Question
A Grave Question
These are pretty
I called your house the other day
and was told you were down at your favorite biker bar with some
I wasn’t sure where that was, but was told I wouldn’t have
much trouble finding it.
Sure enough, I drove just a couple blocks and there it
There is nothing like the feel of the sun on your face and
the wind in your hair, is there?
Another excellent reason why ‘I LIVE
GIGGLES N GRINS’
THE JOYS OF AGING
Okay..here it is.
A test to see if your brain is still working.
Which one do you think is the blonde?
Amazing, I did not see it before..
The Blonde is the one with the wrong leg up.
That’s OK, I did not Pass the test EITHER!
I KNOW YOU
MISSED THE BLONDE ONE!
Where does the time go?
‘Remember yesterday and dream about tomorrow,
But you better live for today, how quickly the years pass………….
Now smile and send to any old friend that might need a reason to smile!
At the bar…
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him,
looks him straight in the eye and says,
‘Listen here, good looking, I will screw anybody, anytime, anywhere,
their place, my place, in the car, front door, back door, on the ground,
standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on… It doesn’t matter to me.
I just love it.’
His eyes now wide with interest, he responds, ‘No kidding… I’m in
Congress too. What state do you represent?
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It’s a very popular party favorite year after year. I’ve been playing this game for over 10 years now and I get asked about every year. My friends want to make sure I have it available at the Superbowl party. It’s almost like they enjoy the bingo game more than the big game!
When the big game cuts to commercials, don’t let the action stop, print out some Superbowl Commercials Bingo. Even if the game is boring or a blowout, everyone in your Superbowl party will have a good time.
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