No Tickee No Washee!

February 26th, 2006

“I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!”

Hung Chow calls into work and says, “Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.”

The boss says, “You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.”

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. “I do what you say and I feel great. I be at work soon……… You got nice house.”



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From Freeple Joe on Feb 26th, 2006 at 12:49pm
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