At a Senior Citizen’s luncheon, an elderly gentleman and an elderly lady struck up a conversation and discovered that they both loved to fish.

Since both of them were widowed, they decided to go fishing together the next day.

The gentleman picked the lady up, and they headed to the river to his fishing boat and started out on their adventure.

They were riding down the river when there was a fork in the river, and the gentleman asked the lady, “Do you want to go up or down?”

All of a sudden the lady stripped off her shirt and pants and made mad passionate love to the man right there in the boat.

When they finished, the man couldn’t believe what had just happened, but he had just experienced the best sex that he’d had in years.

They fished for a while and continued on down the river, when soon they came upon another fork in the river.

He again asked the lady, “Up or down ?”

There she went again, stripped off her clothes, and made wild passionate love to him again.

This really impressed the elderly gentleman, so he asked her to go fishing again the next day.

She said yes and there they were the next day, riding in the boat when they came upon the fork in river, and the elderly gentleman asked, “Up or down ?”

The woman replied, “Down.”

A little puzzled and disappointed, the gentleman guided the boat down the river when he came upon another fork in the river and he asked the lady, “Up or down ?”

She replied, “Up.”

This really confused the gentleman so he asked, “What’s the deal? Yesterday, every time I asked you if you wanted to go up or down you made made passionate love to me. Now today, nothing!”

She replied, “Well, yesterday I wasn’t wearing my hearing aid and I thought the choices were fuck or drown.”

From Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Jokes on Sat, Feb 25th, 2006 at 11:43pm
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More chalk drawings from Julian Beever. Scroll down slowly and stop at each new frame. Incredible!!!!!
Julian Beever is an English artist who’s famous for his art on the pavement of England, France, Germany, USA, Australia and Belgium. Beever gives to his drawings an amazing 3D illusion.

Which is the real guy & which beer is real?





The image below has been taken from a wrong angle:

This is the same one viewed from the right angle…

Remember, both his feet in reality are flat on the pavement:

From Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Pictures on Sat, Feb 25th, 2006 at 11:37pm
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An ugly woman walks into a shop with her two kids.
The shopkeeper asks  “Are they twins”?
The woman says  “No, he’s 9 and she’s 7.
“Why?  Do you think they look alike?”
“No”,  he replies,  “I just can’t believe you got laid twice”!

From Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Jokes on Sat, Feb 25th, 2006 at 11:28pm
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An elderly couple was attending a church service.

Halfway through the sermon the women leans over and says to her husband, “I just passed a silent fart!, What do you think I should do?”

He replies, “Put a new battery in your hearing aid!”

From Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Jokes on Sat, Feb 25th, 2006 at 11:24pm
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Rednecks are good at that sensitive stuff. Here’s proof…

Three Rednecks were working on the BellSouth tower Steve, Bruce and Jed.

Steve falls off and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce  says, “Someone should go and  tell his wife.”

Jed says, “OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.”

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.

Bruce says, “Where did  you get that, Jed?”

“Steve’s wife gave it to me,” Jed replies.

“That’s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?”

Well, not exactly, Jed says.”When she  opened the door I said to her, “You must be Steve’s widow.”

“No, I’m not a widow.”

And I said, “I’ll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.”

From Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Jokes on Sat, Feb 25th, 2006 at 11:23pm
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