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One Talented Elephant

This elephant kicks better than some World Cup Soccer teams…

KickingElephant.wmv

Posted by Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Videos on Sunday, Jun 25th, 2006 at 11:20pm UTC
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Redneck Lottery Winner

Who wasted their money on this?

Redneck Lottery Winner - Stretch Trailer Limo

Posted by Freeple CapeCodKid in: Forwards, Pictures on Sunday, Jun 25th, 2006 at 10:06am UTC
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World Cup Soccer Tactics

Here are some team tactics for the World Cup…

WorldCupTeamTactics.pps

(update: link fixed)

Posted by Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Videos on Saturday, Jun 24th, 2006 at 6:40pm UTC
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Kentucky Chances

A Kentucky couple, both bona fide rednecks, had 9 children. They went to the doctor to see about getting the husband “fixed.” The doctor gladly started the required procedure and asked them what finally made them make the decision — why after nine children, would they choose to do this.

The husband replied that they had heard on TV that one out of every ten children being born in the United States was Mexican, and they didn’t want to take a chance on having a Mexican baby because neither of them could speak Spanish.

Posted by Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Jokes on Saturday, Jun 24th, 2006 at 6:37pm UTC
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Hot Nuns

HotNuns.jpgSisters Mary Catherine, Maria Theresa, Katherine Marie, Rose Frances, &Mary Kathleen left the Convent on a trip to St. Patrick’s Cathedral in New York City and were sight-seeing on a Tuesday in July.

It was hot and humid in town and their traditional garb was making them so uncomfortable. They decided to stop in at Patty McGuire’s Pub for a cold soft drink.

Patty had recently added some special legs to his barstools which were the talk of the fashionable eastside neighborhood. All 5 Nuns sat up at the bar and were enjoying their Cokes when Monsignor Riley entered the bar through the front door with Father McGinty for a cold drink when they were shocked and almost fainted at what they saw.

Posted by Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Pictures on Saturday, Jun 24th, 2006 at 6:34pm UTC
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