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Redneck Cruise Lines

LOL, who came up with this floating thing?

Redneck Cruise Lines

From Freeple CapeCodKid in: Forwards, Pictures on Sat, Jun 24th, 2006 at 2:28pm
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Ocean Dome!

Here’s another nice piece of engineering and construction.  This time the locale is JAPAN.  Here’s the exterior shot of the building. Note the surrounding area… mountains, sea shore, golf course, residential area. What do you think is inside this building?

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image0024.jpg AH SO! It’s… OCEAN DOME!

image0034.jpg The roof is retractable…

image0043.jpg so the SURF’S UP… rain or shine!

image0053.jpg image0062.jpg image0072.jpg When the roof is closed, you still get blue sky and puffy white clouds…

Imagine a beach where the sky is always blue, it’s never too hot or cold, the water isn’t filled with salt and pollution, and the surf is always perfect – welcome to Ocean Dome, the world’s only indoor beach. Ocean Dome has its own flame-spitting volcano, crushed white marble “sand”, and it also boasts the world’s largest retractable roof, providing a permanently blue sky. Temperature, wind and humidity are closely controlled to provide an ultra-safe “sea-side” experience. Every hour, the volcano erupts and the hi-tech wave machines start up, starting a few minutes of sanitized surfing. Entrance cost is US $50 per person, which seems especially expensive given that there is a free, natural beach only 300 meters away.

From Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Pictures on Thu, Jun 22nd, 2006 at 8:22pm
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Blondes and a Bus

Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend gambling trip to Louisiana.
The Brunette team rode on the bottom of the bus, and the Blonde team rode on the top level.
The Brunette team down below really whooped it up, having a great time, when one of them realized she hadn’t heard anything from the Blondes upstairs.
She decided to go up and investigate.
When the Brunette reached the top, she found all the Blondes in fear, staring straight ahead at the road, clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.
The brunette asked, “What the heck’s going on up here? We’re having a great time downstairs!”
One of the Blondes looked up at her, swallowed hard and whispered… YEAH, BUT YOU’VE GOT A DRIVER!

From Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Jokes on Thu, Jun 22nd, 2006 at 8:15pm
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Photos from Evan Almighty Set

Here are some pictures of “our” movie set. Note that all that red VA clay was doused by the water trucks – and so were we!! – before we were filmed running from the neighborhood to get into the ark, so we were almost knee deep in red muck! Good thing they gave us clothes (doubles of everything) & shoes, as everything got ruined!

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From Freeple Nancy in: Forwards, Pictures on Thu, Jun 22nd, 2006 at 8:13pm
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What Pets Do When We’re At Work

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From Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Pictures on Mon, Jun 19th, 2006 at 8:05pm
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