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Design a Logo for Freeple and Win $50!

I am hosting a logo design contest over on Worth1000.com.  It’s free to enter (of course), and if you win then you’ll walk away with $50, plus the satisfaction that you designed a logo for Freeple.com!

The contest begins today and lasts until November 7th.  You have until then to submit your creations.

So what are you waiting for?  Check out the Freeple.com Logo Contest now!

Posted by Freeple Scott in: Site Announcement on Sunday, Oct 29th, 2006 at 9:24am GMT
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Creative Family Halloween Costumes

These Halloween costumes are all VERY clever, and they are all from the same family!!

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Posted by Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Pictures on Saturday, Oct 28th, 2006 at 11:00am GMT
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These Pigs Are Ready For Halloween

In a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth.

The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery, suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother’s cubs, perhaps she would improve.

After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only orphans that could be found quickly, were a litter of weaner pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger.

Take a look…

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Posted by Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Pictures on Saturday, Oct 28th, 2006 at 10:53am GMT
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Not So Happy Halloween Pumpkins

These are some of the best Pumpkins I have ever seen…

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Posted by Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Pictures on Friday, Oct 27th, 2006 at 7:02pm GMT
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Pets go Trick or Treating

These pets are ready for this Halloween, whether they like it or not!  Check out these hilarious and clever pet costumes:

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Happy Halloween!

Posted by Freeple Scott in: Forwards, Pictures on Saturday, Oct 21st, 2006 at 11:19am GMT
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Stop Hiding and Start Living

I thought you might find this new DTC healthcare ad amusing. Give it a listen…

If it’s something your interested in I know about a clinical trial that you could participate in to get it free.

Posted by Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Jokes on Saturday, Oct 21st, 2006 at 10:05am GMT
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Indian Walks into Cafe

An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand pulling a male buffalo with the other.

He says to the waiter: “Want coffee.”

The waiter says, “Sure, Chief. Coming right up.” He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns.

He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other.

He walks up to the counter and says to the waiter “Want coffee.”

The waiter says “Whoa, Tonto! We’re still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?”

The Indian smiles and proudly says…

“Training for position in United States Congress:

Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.

Posted by Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Jokes on Saturday, Oct 21st, 2006 at 9:59am GMT
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Ed is in trouble…

Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really MAD !!! She told him “Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE”.

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway.

Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday

Posted by Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Jokes on Saturday, Oct 21st, 2006 at 9:52am GMT
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Home Depot Hotties

A “heads up” for regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping.

Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don’t be naive enough to think it couldn’t happen to you.

Here’s how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18-20 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your things into the trunk.

They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look.

When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say “No” and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat.

On the way, they start making out with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat, starts to “perform” on you, while the other one steals your wallet.

I had my wallet stolen July 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

Posted by Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Jokes on Sunday, Oct 8th, 2006 at 1:03pm GMT
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Man Pictures

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Posted by Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Pictures on Sunday, Oct 8th, 2006 at 1:01pm GMT
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Marriage Funnies

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Posted by Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Pictures on Sunday, Oct 8th, 2006 at 12:57pm GMT
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