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Why Women Don’t Take Men on Vacation

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Posted by Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Pictures on Wednesday, Nov 29th, 2006 at 11:56pm UTC
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Posted by Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Pictures on Tuesday, Nov 28th, 2006 at 7:35pm UTC
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Onions and Christmas Trees

A family is at the dinner table. The son asks his father, “Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?

The father, surprised, answers, “Well, son, there’s three kinds of breasts. In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her thirties to forties, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After fifty, they are like onions.”

“Onions?”

“Yes, you see them and they make you cry.”

This infuriated his wife and daughter so the daughter said, “Mom, how many kinds of willies’ are there?”

The mother, surprised, smiles and answers, “Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his twenties, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his thirties and forties, it is a birch, flexible but reliable. After his fifties, it is like a Christmas tree.”

“A Christmas tree?”

“Yes, dead from the root up and the balls are for decoration only.

Posted by Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Jokes on Tuesday, Nov 28th, 2006 at 7:01pm UTC
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