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Getting Screwed on a Refund

A woman went to a Pick & Pay service counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the toaster she bought because it won’t work. The clerk told her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Suddenly, the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming, “PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!!!!”

The befuddled clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers! .

The manager comes to the woman and asks, “Ma’am what’s wrong?” She explained the problem with the toaster, and he also told her that he can’t give her a refund because she bought it on special.

Once again, the woman throws her arms up in the air and screamed, “PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES, PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!” and doing so draws an even bigger crowd!

In shock, the store manager pleads, “Ma’am, why are you saying that?”

In a huff, the woman says, “BECAUSE, I LIKE TO HAVE MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I’M BEING SCREWED!!”

The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!

From Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Jokes on Sun, Dec 31st, 2006 at 6:04pm
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Talk About a Bad Day

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From Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Pictures on Sun, Dec 31st, 2006 at 5:58pm
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Greatest Ass in the World Contest

These are the three finalists for the ’2006 Greatest Ass in the World Contest.’  Pick your favorite.

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From Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Jokes, Pictures on Sun, Dec 31st, 2006 at 5:53pm
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Secrets to a Happy Marriage!

Here are the top 4 secrets to a happy marriage:

  1. It is important to find a woman who cooks and cleans.
  2. It is important to find a woman who makes good money.
  3. It is important to find a woman who likes to have sex.
  4. It is important that these three women never meet.
From Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Jokes on Sun, Dec 31st, 2006 at 5:50pm
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Mexican Flat Screen TV

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Do you have to walk around to change the channel?  It doesn’t look like you can open up that door behind the TV.

From Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Pictures on Sat, Dec 30th, 2006 at 7:50pm
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