Difficult Words to Say When You are Drunk

December 10th, 2006

THINGS THAT ARE DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK: Indubitably; Innovative; Preliminary; Proliferation; Cinnamon

THINGS THAT ARE VERY DIFFICULT TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK: Specificity; British Constitution; Passive-aggressive disorder; Loquacious; Transubstantiate

THINGS THAT ARE DOWNRIGHT IMPOSSIBLE TO SAY WHEN YOU’RE DRUNK:

  1. Thanks, but I don’t want to have sex.
  2. Nope, no more booze for me.
  3. Sorry, but you’re not really my type.
  4. Good evening officer isn’t it lovely out tonight.
  5. Oh, I just couldn’t.  No one wants to hear me sing.
  6. Sorry I’m being such a jackass



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From Freeple Joe on Dec 10th, 2006 at 5:36pm
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