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Posted by Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Pictures on Tuesday, Jan 30th, 2007 at 9:57pm UTC
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The Ventriloquist

A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small town in Arkansas.

With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting:

“I’ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person’s hair have to do with her worth as a human being?

“It’s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as persons.”

“Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!”

The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, “You stay out of this, mister! I’m talking to that little smart-ass on your knee!”

Posted by Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Jokes on Tuesday, Jan 30th, 2007 at 9:54pm UTC
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Digital Editing

Oh my god, these are some of the craziest photoshop jobs I’ve seen.  Use the left/right arrow keys to see the differences of the model before and after being digitally edited.

digitalediting.pps

Posted by Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Pictures on Monday, Jan 29th, 2007 at 11:49pm UTC
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