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Photos of Niagara Falls in 1911

Not exactly a funny forward but still cool pictures of Niagara Falls…

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Posted by Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Pictures on Wednesday, Feb 28th, 2007 at 12:37am UTC
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Little Johnny

Little Johnny’s neighbors had a baby. Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears. When the mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnny’s family was invited over to see the baby. Before they left their house, Little Johnny’s dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much as mentioned anything about the baby’s missing ears or even said the word “ears” he would get the spanking of his life when they came back home. Little Johnny told his dad he understood completely.

When Johnny looked in the crib he said, “What a beautiful baby.”

The mother said, “Why, thank you, Little Johnny.”

Johnny said, “He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?”

“Yes”, the mother replied, “we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision.”

“That’s great,” said Little Johnny, “‘cuz he’d be shit-outta-luck if he needed glasses.”

Posted by Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Jokes on Wednesday, Feb 28th, 2007 at 12:34am UTC
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Have You Seen My Smokes?

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Posted by Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Videos on Wednesday, Feb 28th, 2007 at 12:07am UTC
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