I was at the mall the other day eating at the food court. I noticed an old man watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange and blue.
The old man kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find the old man staring every time.
When the teenager had enough, he sarcastically asked, “What’s the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?”
The old man did not bat an eye in his response, “Got drunk once and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.”
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Loading ...47 Responses to “Gotta Love Old Men”
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Wendy says:
LMAO
February 21st, 2007 at 11:27 am
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rayyan smai says:
no comment other than wow
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Julie says:
That is so funny i would have loved to have heard that, and seen the look on the kids face.
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Jason L. Froebe says:
LMAO
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Joykill says:
I heard this joke about 10 years ago, but it was on a bus and he did it with a parrot.
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dumitrusin says:
pohoto-Sin D Blog`s
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Tom says:
wow….i didnt know my brother was the son of a peacock…lol
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arrizon4being says:
lmao yeah lmao
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James says:
Rock on old man!! rofl
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Borge says:
Monday June 18th
Terrific way to start a week. Has sent a copy to my 45 year old son who has hardly a straw left on top af his head.
- – - You just made my day! Indeed thank you! And a happy week (at least!) to you!!!
Kindest regards
Borge
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morgan says:
I know people like this old man. problem is that most of them arent that old lol.
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juleh says:
good shit.
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bob says:
problem is..peacocks are male. peahens are female
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Molly says:
Eh, I don’t like this much.
Makes too many assumptions about teenagers and old men.
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BMart says:
Damn Molly, it’s a joke. Quit reading between the lines.
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Cassie says:
holy shit that was funny.
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san says:
zabardast
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baillie says:
omg that joke is soo funny almost pissed my pants lol
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a pooh says:
lmao
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Michael says:
I don’t often laugh out loud alone when I see or read something funny…this really did it for me.
Thanks
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BeachLady says:
Even more funny than the joke, are the comments after!
Good point about the peahen! (raises eyebrow)
“Old” is probably 40 in the eye of the youth in question. (In which case – I’m old)
…and the funniest comment of all involved trying to find some profound meaning behind a really funny, light hearted joke.I shall report this joke to the NAACP, AARP, ACLU, AAA, AA, NA, VA, VFW, MAACO, and just for shits n giggles, the MSPCA for further inspection, and possible charges.
LOL
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dawn0eve says:
absolutely freaking hilarious, almost peed my pants. LMFAO
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smartypants says:
no
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Lane says:
omg that made me go haha, lol
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Bob says:
Just guessing, read house of leaves, Joe?
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jackie says:
LMAOOOO
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Terrie says:
The “old” in question is this joke which I read 20 years ago in a joke book that was old even then.
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Keith says:
Now THAT is a good joke!!
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Random says:
so that’s why those feather grow– nevermind
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summer says:
that is some funny shit rite there
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charles says:
that ’s great i am just starting to be an older man it is sort of hard to adjust
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Sile this Millennium says:
Happy New Year Gotta!
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Dave says:
If you read all of the comments there was one from Molly earlier.. I think her quarrel is with whether the man actually penetrated the bird or not.. it is an assumption that the joke has to make.. lololol
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Bunny Frank says:
Old men are bad ass.
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cnttnc says:
i should have known that peacock was a slut when (she) didnt call me after that night .we need a DNA test.
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Crystal says:
lmao.
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muffinlies says:
Shopped.
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Anon says:
Only male peacocks have colorful feathers.
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cereal says:
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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PeTal says:
Good god Ive just wet my knickers
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Spud says:
LOL! Pictures or it didn’t happen.
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Anonymous says:
This joke is shopped. I can tell from some of the pixels and from having seen many shops in my time.
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Anonymous! says:
This did not happen.
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Idiocy says:
It’s just a joke, who gives a shit whether it happened or not. Get a damn since of humor.
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tron says:
not all that funny to me
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solly says:
lol funniest ever
