The other day, I needed to go to the emergency room.
Not wanting to sit there for 4 hours, I put on my old Army fatigues and stuck a patch that I had downloaded off the Internet onto the front of my shirt.
When I went into the E. R., I noticed that 3/4 of the people got up and left. I guess they decided that they weren’t that sick after all.
Here’s the patch, scroll down please.
Feel free to use it the next time you’re in need of quicker emergency service.
Water Bridge… Over a river!!!Â
Even after you see it, it is still hard to believe!
Water Bridge in Germany ….. What a feat!
Six years, 500 million euros, 918 meters long… now this is engineering! This is a channel-bridge over the River Elbe and joins the former East and West Germany, as part of the unification project. It is located in the city of Magdeburg, near Berlin. The photo was taken on the day of inauguration.
To those who appreciate engineering projects, here’s a puzzle for you armchair engineers and physicists. Did that bridge have to be designed to withstand the additional weight of ship and barge traffic, or just the weight of the water?
Answer:
It only needs to be designed to withstand the weight of the water! Why? A ship always displaces an amount of water that weighs the same as the ship, regardless of how heavily a ship may be loaded.
Anything with monkeys in it is always hilarious. Enjoy:
trunk_monkey1.wmv
trunk_monkey3.wmv
trunk_monkey4.wmv
For some reason this forward was missing Trunk Monkey #2. Anyone have it?
17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body, But Mine
16. It’s Hard To Kiss the Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day
15. If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You
14. If The Phone Don’t Ring, You’ll Know It’s Me
13. How Can I Miss You If You Won’t Go Away?
12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Getting Better
10. I Wouldn’t Take Her To A Dogfight ‘Cause I’m Afraid She’d Win
9. I’ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let’s Honeymoon Tonight
8. I’m So Miserable Without You, It’s Like You’re Still Here
7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I’d Be Out Of Prison Now
6. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
5. She Got The Ring and I Got the Finger
4. You’re The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
3. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
2. She’s Looking Better After Every Beer And the Number One Country Song On No One’s Play List
1. I Ain’t Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I’ve Sure Woke Up With A Few
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