A lady walked into a Lexus dealership just to browse. Suddenly she spotted the most beautiful car that she had ever seen and walked over to inspect it.

As she bent forward to feel the fine leather upholstery, an unexpected little fart escaped. Embarrassed, she anxiously looked around to see if anyone had noticed and hoped a salesperson hadn’t been near. But, as she turned back, there, standing next to her, was a salesman. With a pleasant smile he greeted her, “Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?”

Trying to maintain an air of sophistication and acting as though nothing had happened, she smiled back and asked, “Sir, what is the price of this lovely vehicle?” 

Still smiling pleasantly, he replied, “Madame, I’m very sorry to say that, if you farted simply from touching it, you are going to shit when you hear the price.

From Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Jokes on Sun, Apr 22nd, 2007 at 3:10pm
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For those golf lovers… maybe that’s the reason why they like playing golf.

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From Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Pictures on Sun, Apr 22nd, 2007 at 3:10pm
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The perfect pill for all!

From Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Pictures on Sun, Apr 22nd, 2007 at 3:09pm
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Happy Easter, enjoy some funny Easter comics…

    

From Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Pictures on Thu, Apr 12th, 2007 at 8:59pm
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A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on US 95 south, just outside of Washington, D.C.   Nothing is moving north or south.   Suddenly a man Knocks on his window.  The driver rolls down his window and asks, “What Happened? What’s the hold up?”

“Terrorists have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, Jesse Jackson, Al Sharpton and John Kerry.  They are asking for a $10 million ransom. If they don’t get it they are going to douse them with gasoline and set Them on fire. We’re going from car to car, taking up a collection. Would you like to give anything?”

The driver asks, “On average how much is everyone giving?”

“About a gallon.”

From Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Jokes on Thu, Apr 12th, 2007 at 8:51pm
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