1) Did you fart?
cuz you blew me away.

2) Are yer parents retarded?
cuz ya sure are special.

3) My Love fer you is like diarrhea
I can’t hold it in.

4) Do you have a library card?
cuz I’d like to sign you out.

5) Is there a mirror in yer pants?
cuz I can see myself in em.

6) If you was a tree I were a Squirrel,
I’d store my nuts in yer hole.

7) You might not be the best lookin girl here,
but beauty’s only a light switch away.

Man – “Fat Penguin!”
Woman – “WHAT?”
Man – “I just wanted to say something that would break the ice.”

9) I know I’m not no Fred Flintstone,
but I bet I can make yer bed-rock.

10) I can’t find my puppy, can you help me find him?
I think he went inta this cheap motel room.

11) Yer eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

12) If yer gunna regret this in the mornin,
we kin sleep til afternoon.

and…. the best for last!

13) Yer face reminds me of a wrench,
every time I think of it my nuts tighten up.

From Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Jokes on Fri, Jun 15th, 2007 at 12:09am
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They found the bones of Prophet Hud’s people

Prophet Hud’s [Peace be Upon Him] people were huge. Gargantic. Apparently we need a stupid e-mail to remind ourselves. Someone forwarded this to me:

“Hamzah, please look at this picture. It contains a picture that will disprove Darwin and Athiests will convert to Islam. Please send it to all your kafir friends.”

The e-mail also read that the Saudi government was keeping it secret. IF IT WAS REAL WHY WOULD THEY KEEP IT SECRET YOU IDIOTS.

That’s the real deal. I mean it’s called Photoshop people. You can do anything with it.

Make pictures where X marks the spot.

Or use the picture to advertise your site.

We don’t need a lame Photoshop picture to believe that Hud’s people were big. Stop forwarding this to me dumbos.

From Freeple preetiepink01 in: Forwards on Thu, Jun 7th, 2007 at 3:01pm
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