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If You Live With A Blonde

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The forwards I’ve been getting lately have been starting to include soft core porn. I guess they’re all fighting to be the best email forward. I hope you don’t mind, I know I don’t ;)

From Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Pictures on Sun, Jul 29th, 2007 at 2:15pm
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Mad Magazine Growing Up

Alfred E. Newman!!! Growing up!!!

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Click the picture to see Alfred age.

From Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Pictures on Sun, Jul 29th, 2007 at 2:10pm
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Cowboy Sex

Two cowboys were out on the range talking about their favorite sexual positions.

The first one said, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position most.” “I don’t think I’ve ever heard of that one,” said the other cowboy. “What is it?”

“Well, it’s where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, ‘Boy, these feel just like your sister’s.’

“Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds.”

From Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Jokes on Sun, Jul 29th, 2007 at 2:02pm
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Do YOU have a better email forward? Email it to forwards@freeple.com!

Septic Truck Sign

How true, how true!

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From Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Pictures on Sun, Jul 29th, 2007 at 2:01pm
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Shocking Nightstand Picture

After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed.

He begins to worry.. “Is this your husband?” he nervously asks.

“No, silly,” she replies, snuggling up to him.

“Your boyfriend, then?” he continues.

“No, not at all,” she says, nibbling away at his ear.

“Is it your dad or your brother?” he inquires, hoping to be reassured.

“No, no, no! You are so hot when you’re jealous!” she answers.

“Well, who in the hell is he, then?” he demands.

“That’s me before the surgery”

From Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Jokes on Sat, Jul 21st, 2007 at 12:18am
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