Alfred E. Newman!!! Growing up!!!
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Two cowboys were out on the range talking about their favorite sexual positions.
The first one said, “I think I enjoy the rodeo position most.” “I don’t think I’ve ever heard of that one,” said the other cowboy. “What is it?”
“Well, it’s where you get your wife down on all fours and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup each one of her breasts in your hands and whisper in her ear, ‘Boy, these feel just like your sister’s.’
“Then you try and stay on for 8 seconds.”
How true, how true!
After a long night of making love, he notices a photo of another man on her nightstand by the bed.
He begins to worry.. “Is this your husband?” he nervously asks.
“No, silly,” she replies, snuggling up to him.
“Your boyfriend, then?” he continues.
“No, not at all,” she says, nibbling away at his ear.
“Is it your dad or your brother?” he inquires, hoping to be reassured.
“No, no, no! You are so hot when you’re jealous!” she answers.
“Well, who in the hell is he, then?” he demands.
“That’s me before the surgery”
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