Q: WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN’S NIPPLES FOR?
A: It’s Braille for “suck here”.
Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?
A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but “down under.”
Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?
A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.
Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES ORIGINALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?
A: Because when they come, they are wild and wet. However, when they go, they take your house and car with them.
Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?
A: Because they don’t have any balls to scratch.
Thought for the day:
What is a man’s ultimate embarrassment?
Answer: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose
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Katrina says:
Pretty Darn Funny! Oh….Wait a minute…..sorry…..hold on a sec…..just about…..almost…..oh…..so sorry, I had to rub my eye’s! See You Later!
June 17th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
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FRANK says:
FOR TONY!
