New IKEA Chair

August 11th, 2007

The item below is on sale at IKEA and is in high demand.

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It looks like a seat. But what is its intended use?
Ha – You might as well ask…

YOU’LL NEVER BELIEVE IT. SCROLL DOWN FOR DEMONSTRATION

FOR THE LINE: “I DON’T WANT TO STRESS MYSELF” HERE IS “THE COMFY”
It’s on sale in the States for $99.00.

TROT
The classic Gravitizer position that satisfies every time. The convex saddle shape gently compresses her anatomy into a velvet vice – a unique sensation no other toy can give – rendering extra stimulation and pleasure for both partners. Alternate with Flexing for a ride that’s got energy and nuance.

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FLEXER
Nothing beats a slow, sensual flexing. One of the easiest, most pleasant position that can give you The Gravitizer. Alternate with the Trot, or reverse directions for more intimacy – the Flexer can be done facing either way. Always place legs through The Gravitizer as shown to prevent tipping.

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HAMMER
Extra control for her, with an exotic clamping action on the upstroke. Have her grip the sides and pull down for greater penetration. You can use towels and pillows for more comfortable ride.

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BLISS BOX
Give her the full treatment. A rock-hard shaft and a pair of loving hands at the same time render a potent, soothing climax. Position next to a bed or other firm support for his comfort.

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DOGHOUSE
Throw her over the doghouse – a natural for doggy-style lovers. A classic position freed of awkward balance and position issues, and now also allowing her to masturbate comfortably while enjoying vigorous rear entry. Put a thick towel on the saddle for her comfort.

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PLUNGER
One of the most popular positions, offering soothing penetration in the comfort of a loving embrace. Let him bounce her for a heady ride to ecstasy. Position next to a bed or other firm support for his comfort.

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SHAFTER
Extra control and authority for a position that demands a strong performance. Have him go “hands-only” for a more athletic position – just curl legs

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From Freeple Joe on Aug 11th, 2007 at 11:47pm
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