U.S.Navy releases Al Qaeda Terrorist – I can’t believe it!!!!!
The US Navy today announced that it has released a senior Al Qaeda terrorist after questioning him extensively for 27 days while being held prisoner aboard a US aircraft carrier in the Arabian Sea.
In a humanitarian gesture, the terrorist was given $50 US and a white 1962 Ford Fairlane automobile upon being released from custody.
The attached photo shows the terrorist on his way home just after being released by the Navy.
GO NAVY!!!
We all know that Moms love to dress up their kids.
But when Dad is a graphic designer, anything is possible.
It all started out with the first innocent baby picture.
A Woodpecker from Hawaii and one from California were arguing about which place had the toughest trees. The Hawaii woodpecker said Hawaii had a tree that no woodpecker could peck. The California woodpecker accepted his challenge, and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem.
The Hawaiian woodpecker was in awe.
The California woodpecker then challenged the Hawaiian woodpecker to peck a tree in California that was absolutely im-peckable (a term woodpeckers like to use). The Hawaiian woodpecker expressed confidence he could do it, so accepted the challenge.
After flying to California, the Hawaii woodpecker successfully pecked the tree with no problem.
So the two woodpeckers were now confused. How is it that the California woodpecker was able to peck the Hawaiian tree and the Hawaiian woodpecker was able to peck the tree in California, but neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state?
After much woodpecker-pondering, they came to the same conclusion.
Your pecker is always harder when you’re away from home.
The day after his wife disappeared in a kayaking accident, in Ingonish a man answered his door to find two grim-faced Mounties.
We’re sorry sir, but we have some information about your wife said one Mountie.
Tell me! Did you find her?” the husband shouted.
The Mounties looked at each other. One said, “We have some bad news, some good news, and some really great news. Which do you want to hear first?
Fearing the worst, the ashen husband said, “Give me the bad news first.”
The Mountie said, “I’m sorry to tell you, sir, but this morning we found your wife’s body in the bay.”
Oh my God!” exclaimed the husband. Swallowing hard, he asked, “What’s the good news?”
The Mountie continued, “When we pulled her up, she had 12 twenty-Five pound snow crabs and 6 good-size lobsters clinging to her.”
Stunned, the husband demanded, “If that’s the good news, what’s the great news?”
The Mountie said, “We’re going to pull her up again tomorrow.”
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