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IF WOMEN CONTROLLED THE WORLD
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Loading ...MUTUAL WHAT?
Ethel and Mabel, two elderly widows, were watching the folks go by from their park bench. Ethel said, “You know, Mabel, I’ve been reading this Sex and Marriage book and all they talk about is ‘mutual orgasm.’
“‘Mutual orgasm’ here and ‘mutual orgasm’ there-that’s all they talk about. Tell Me Mabel, when your husband was alive, did you two ever have ‘mutual orgasm?’”
Mabel thought for a long while. Finally, she shook her head and said, “No, I think we had State Farm.”
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Gas – The Answer!!My mailbox is being flooded with mail concerning gas prices and illegal immigrants. To boycott oil companies or not; to provide amnesty to illegal immigrants or not, etc. Since I have become jaded to the various solutions proposed by the Republicans, Democrats, Sierra Club, ACLU, etc. I have elected to solve the problems as they affect me. It solves both my gas and illegal immigrant problems.
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(1 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5) Loading ...Good Magic!!!
(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5) Loading ...Stupid bitch can’t even spell Herpes!!!
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I have hired illegal immigrants to push my car. They’re plentiful and cheaper than buying gas
