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(6 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...THOUGHT YA’LL MIGHT NEED A LITTLE BOW HUNTIN’ DEMO.
Don’t know if you were ever a bow hunter, but these two pictures demonstrate the correct posture for bow hunting.
Picture one shows the proper extension of the front arm and the correct positioning of the release arm for a straight, true shot.
Picture two shows the release arm placement from the rear, also demonstrating correct alignment of the rear.
So far, I’ve had about 50 lessons from the demonstrator…
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(2 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...I’m sending this out to every person I know who is Italian, could be Italian, married an Italian, lived with Italians or wants to be Italian……!!!!!
Let’s start at the beginning.
Come stai? Molto bene. Bon giorno. Ciao. Arrivederci. Every Italian from Italy knows these words and every Italian-American should.
But what about the goomba speech pattern? Those words and phrases that are a little Italian, a little American, and a little slang. Words every Paesano and Bacciagaloop we have heard, - words we hear throughout our Little Italy neighborhood of New York
This form of language, the “Goomba-Italiano ” has been used for generations. It’s not gangster slang terms like “whack” or “vig”, if that’s what you are thinking—nope, this is real Guido talk!
The goomba says ciao when he arrives or leaves. He says Mama Mia anytime emotion is needed in any given situation. Mannaggia, meengya, oofah, and of course, va fongool can also be used. Capeesh?
He uses a moppeen to wipe his hands in the cuchina, gets agita from the gravy and will shkeevats meatballs unless they are homemade from the famiglia. Always foonah your bread in the pot of gravy (sauce) or you will be considered a real googootz or a Mezzo-finookio.
There are usually plenty of mamalukes and the girl from the neighborhood with the reputation is a facia-bruta, puttana or a schifosa.
If you are called cattivo, cabbadost, sfatcheem, stupido, or strunz, you are usually a pain in the ass. A crazy diavlo can give you the malokya (evil eye), but that red horn (contra malokya) will protect you if you use it right. Don’t forget to always say per favore and grazia and prego .
If you are feeling mooshadda or stounad or mezzo-morto, always head to Nonna’s and she will fix you up with a little homemade manicott’, cavadell’, or calamar ‘, or some ricotta cheesecake.
Mangia some zeppoles, canolis, torrone, struffoli, shfoolyadell’, pignoli cookies, or a little nutella on pannetone. Delizioso! I think I will fix myself a sangweech of cabacol’ with some proshoot and mozarell’ or maybe just a hot slice of peetza .
So salud’ if you have any Italian blood in you and you understood anything written here! Then, you are numero uno and a professore of the goombas
If you don’t get any of this, then fa Nabola with the whole thing and you are a disgraziato. Scuzi, Mia dispiachay, I didn’t mean that……. Just……. Fugheddaboudit
“CAPEESHE”!!!!!!
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(1 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...Poor poor dogs. They must hate Halloween. They don’t even get to eat ANY of the candy!
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(2 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...There are some new ones with the ones from last year, still great for a laugh. Check out Darth Pug!
The Lizard Wizard is my fav!!!
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(4 votes, average: 4.75 out of 5) Loading ...Bubba’s Family Picture Album
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(2 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 lb. left testicle, 3 lb. right testicle, Turner Brown”.
The white guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says. “What’s wrong with you?”
In a weak voice the little guy asks, “What EXACTLY did you say to me?” The big dude says, “I saw your curious look and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 lbs., I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 lbs., my right testicle weighs 3 lbs., and my name is Turner Brown.
The small guy says, “Turner Brown?….Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, “Turn around”!
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(4 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5) Loading ...How would you like to see this coming at you in the rear view mirror?
Maybe it was built by an Orthopedic Surgeon?
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(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...One day Jack entered the bus with both of his front trouser pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful (you guessed it…) blonde.
The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said,
“It’s golf balls.”
Nevertheless, the blonde continued to look at him for a very long time, thinking about what he had said. After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked…..
Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?
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(4 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5) Loading ...Beer diet!!! Another stupid fucking diet!!!
But, the chick is damn hot 
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(2 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5) Loading ...From my gramps… and HORRIBLY un-PC…
WORLD WAR III IS COMING
President Bush and Rumsfeld are sitting in a bar.
A guy walks in and asks the barman, ‘Isn’t that Bush and Rumsfeld sitting over there?’
The bartender says, ‘Yep, that’s them.’
So the guy walks over and says, ‘Wow, this is a real honor! What are you guys doing in here?’
Bush says, ‘We’re planning WW III.’
The guy says, ‘Really? What’s going to happen?’
Bush says, ‘Well, we’re going to kill 140 million Muslims and one blonde with big tits.
The guy exclaimed, ‘A blonde with big tits? Why kill a blonde with big tits?’
Bush turns to Rumsfeld and says, ‘See, I told you, no one gives a shit about the 140 million Muslims’.
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(1 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...All you parents out there! (This includes all “wanna-be”and “could-have-been-but-chose-not-to-be parents”.)
I will never complain about MY kids again!!!!!!!
Email this NOW to a parent! Now have a great day! And be glad this is not your child!!!!!
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