Poor poor dogs. They must hate Halloween. They don’t even get to eat ANY of the candy!
Funny Forward Archive
Why Dogs Bite People
Why Pets Hate Halloween
There are some new ones with the ones from last year, still great for a laugh. Check out Darth Pug!
The Lizard Wizard is my fav!!!
All About Bubba
Bubba’s Family Picture Album
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Email Subscriptions Fixed
Hello Freeples!
I recently updated the Email Subscriptions to fix some bugs that had been reported. Please let me know if you see any issues now.
If you’d like to subscribe or unsubscribe to email forwards that are posted on Freeple, visit here. One new option allows emails to come in batches rather than everytime a forward is posted. If you think you’d like this feature, let me know.
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Turner Brown
A skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this HUGE black guy standing next to him.
The big guy sees the little guy staring at him, looks down and says, “7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch private, 3 lb. left testicle, 3 lb. right testicle, Turner Brown”.
The white guy faints and falls to the floor. The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy says. “What’s wrong with you?”
In a weak voice the little guy asks, “What EXACTLY did you say to me?” The big dude says, “I saw your curious look and figured I’d just give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I’m 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 lbs., I have a 20 inch private, my left testicle weighs 3 lbs., my right testicle weighs 3 lbs., and my name is Turner Brown.
The small guy says, “Turner Brown?….Sweet Jesus, I thought you said, “Turn around”!
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