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Loading ...Games Senior Citizens Play!!!!!!!
1. Sag!!! You’re It!!!!!!!
2. Hide!!! & go pee!!!!!!
3. Kick the Bucket!!!!!!!
4. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse says bend over!!!!!!!
5. Simon says!!!!! Something incoherent!!!!!!!
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Talk about German efficiency! The two photos below were taken at a new parking garage in Munich . The actual space that the facility occupies is approximately only 20% of a comparable facility with the traditional design that is used primarily in the US . Not only is the German structure less expensive to build, but vehicles are also ‘retrieved’ in less time and without the potential
of being damaged by an attendant.
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(2 votes, average: 2.5 out of 5) Loading ...At a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth. The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother’s cubs, perhaps she would improve. After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only orphans” that could be found quickly, were a litter of weanling pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger. Would they become cubs or pork chops?
Take a look…you won’t believe your eyes!!
Now, please tell me one more time……….why can’t the rest of the world get along?
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(3 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...You know you grew up in the 80’s if…
1. You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word SIKE.
2. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do the Carlton
3. You know that “WOAH” comes from Joey on Blossom
4. If you ever watched “Fraggle Rock”
5. It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
6. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.
7. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
8. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side.
9. You played the game “MASH”(Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House)
10. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it.
11. You know the profound meaning of ” WAX ON , WAX OFF”
12. You wanted to be a Goonie.
13. You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (some of us…head-to-toe)
14. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off and his cheeks shifted.
15. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
16. You took lunch boxes to school…and traded Garbage Pailkids in the schoolyard.
17. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.
18. You still get the urge to say “NOT” after every sentence.
19. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged handmade friendship bracelets.
21. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes.
22. After you saw Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure you kept saying “I know you are, but what am I?”
23. You remember “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”
24. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.
25. You have ever played with a Skip-It.
26. You remember boom boxes and walking around with one on your shoulder like you were all that.
27. You remember watching both Gremlins movies.
28. You thought Doogie Howser/Samantha Micelli was hot.
29. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.
30. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool…and don’t even flinch when people refer to them as “NKOTB”
31. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on “Saved By The Bell,” The ORIGINAL class.
32. You know all the words to Bon Jovi - SHOT THROUGH THE HEART.
33. You just sang those words to yourself.
34. You still sing “We are the World”
35. You tight rolled your jeans.
36. You owned a banana clip.
37. You remember “Where’s the Beef?”
38. You used to (and probably still do)
say “What you talkin’ ’bout Willis?”
39. You’re still singing shot through the heart in your head, aren’t you!
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(12 votes, average: 4.67 out of 5) Loading ...You think fat is ugly???Check this out.
Well!!! After seeing these I think I’ll keep my fat ass!
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(2 votes, average: 4 out of 5) Loading ...Wow, I can’t believe how large this guy is able to get the condom to stretch!
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(1 votes, average: 2 out of 5) Loading ...John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was walking on the side of the road hitchhiking on a dark and stormy night. The rain and fog was so severe he could only see a few feet ahead of him. There were no cars in sight and John was beginning to panic. Suddenly, he saw headlights approaching. The car was traveling very slowly and came to a stop in front of him. Desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, John got into the car and closed the door. Only then did he realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn’t running.
The car started moving forward slowly. John looked at the road ahead and knew the car was approaching a sharp curve. Scared that the car would go over the embankment, John started to pray for his life. Just before the car hit the curve a hand appeared through the drivers side window and turned the wheel. John was paralyzed with fear and terror as he watched the hand repeatedly come through the window though it never touched or harmed him. Shortly thereafter, John saw the lights of a Pub ahead.
Gathering all his strength, he opened the car door, jumped out, and ran towards the Pub. Soaking wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everyone about the horrible experience he just had. A silence enveloped the Pub when everyone realized he was crying…….and wasn’t drunk.
Suddenly, the Pub door opened and two other people walked in to escape the stormy night. They, like John, were soaking wet and out of breath.
Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other, “Look Paddy, there’s that fooking idiot that got in our car while we were pushing it.”
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(3 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...THE 6 BEST PARENTING AWARDS OF 2007
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