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AND THE TOP 4 IDIOTS OF 2007 ARE…
The body slam idiots are the best!!! FUCKIN IDIOTSSSS!!!!!
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...These before and after pictures of a Mary Kay makeover are absolutely amazing!
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(3 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...HOW TO SPOT AN ITALIAN ON THE BEACH
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(No Ratings Yet) Loading ...From Iraq
This is truly amazing! If you’ve ever wondered what our guys and gals in our armed forces are facing in Iraq, this should make it all perfectly clear! GOD BLESS OUR TROOPS!………………..Wolf
Video of a VBIED
Here’s how they do it: This is a video of a suicide VBIED (Vehicle Borne Improvised Explosion Device that hit a few days ago. The explosions are definitely not like the movies, though I wish they were. We were actually out on patrol that day and heard the blast from about 7 miles away. Watch the slow moving dump truck moving toward you in the left lane. You’ll see some Iraqi Army humvees pull up behind it before it blows. No Americans hurt that day.
Action takes place at 34 seconds into video
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(2 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...Christmas with OJ
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(2 votes, average: 2.5 out of 5) Loading ...May all your Ho Ho’s be happy not nappy!!!!!!
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(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5) Loading ...Mom is Santa!
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(3 votes, average: 3.33 out of 5) Loading ...Between the seconds… with the click of a shutter sometimes we become privy to the strange world that occurs between the seconds
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(6 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...Please review my Apology To Everyone before opening the attachments:
Over the past few weeks I have forwarded funny pictures and jokes to friends who I thought shared the same sense of humor.
Unfortunately this wasn’t the case and I seem to have upset quite a few people who have accused me of being sexist and shallow.
If you were one of these people, please accept my humble apology.
From now on I will only post or send emails with a cultural or educational content such as old monuments, nature and other interesting structures.
Attached is a picture of the Pont Neuf Bridge in Paris.
P. S. For those of you who are interested, Pont Neuf is the oldest bridge in Paris and took 26 years to build. Construction began in 1578 and ended in 1604. ‘Le Pont Neuf’ is actually made of two independent bridges, one with seven arches and the other with five arches.
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(4 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5) Loading ...Holiday romance fills the air!!!!!!
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(2 votes, average: 2 out of 5) Loading ...http://www.toonedin.com/movies/WhiteTrashXmas.swf
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German Speed Bump - Outstanding Result!
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(1 votes, average: 5 out of 5) Loading ...HEALTH ALERT — DANGEROUS NEW VIRUS
There is a dangerous virus being passed around electronically, orally, and by hand.
This virus is called Weary-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss, or anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two good friends to the nearest grocery store. Purchase the antidote known as Work-Isolating-Neutralizer-Extract (WINE) or Bothersome-Employer-Elimination-Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.
You should forward this warning to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. Sorry, I should have warned you earlier!
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(3 votes, average: 2.67 out of 5) Loading ...Have you ever been guilty of looking at others your own age and thinking, “Surely I can’t look that old.” Well… You’ll love this one.
My name is Alice Smith and I was sitting in the waiting room for my first appointment with a new dentist. I noticed his DDS diploma, which bore his full name. Suddenly, I remembered a tall, handsome, dark-haired boy with the same name had been in my high school class some 40-odd years ago. Could he be the same guy that I had a secret crush on, way back then?
Upon seeing him, however, I quickly discarded any such thought. This balding, gray-haired man with the deeply lined face was way too old to have been my classmate.
After he examined my teeth, I asked him if he had attended Morgan Park High School. “Yes. yes, I did. I’m a Mustang,” he gleamed with pride.
“When did you graduate?” I asked.
He answered, “in 1964. Why do you ask?”
“You were in my class!” I exclaimed.
He looked at me closely. Then, that ugly, old, bald, wrinkled, fat ass, gray-haired, decrepit son-of-a-bitch asked, “What did you teach?”
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(2 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5) Loading ...ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy
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OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime
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SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $20 for a $10 item he needs.
A woman will pay $10 for a $20 item that she doesn’t need.
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GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
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LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.
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PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, and she does.
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DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
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HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, “You’re next.” They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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(2 votes, average: 3 out of 5) Loading ...These are good, especially the Mother-In-Law Toilet Paper!!!
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(2 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5) Loading ...I know you’ve been waiting for your 2008 Krispy Kreme Calendar..
AND HERE
IT IS !!!!!!
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(4 votes, average: 2.5 out of 5) Loading ...You’ve got to love our Veterans…
This man, 73, wears a protective flap over his ear while Senator Hillary Clinton addresses the Veterans of Foreign Wars.
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(2 votes, average: 4.5 out of 5) Loading ...Not as bad as these people…
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