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Posted by Freeple vangel in: Forwards, Pictures on Friday, Feb 29th, 2008 at 3:10pm UTC
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Posted by Freeple Eccojoy in: Forwards, Pictures on Wednesday, Feb 20th, 2008 at 8:15pm UTC
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Crack Spackle

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Posted by Freeple Eccojoy in: Forwards, Videos on Wednesday, Feb 20th, 2008 at 8:15pm UTC
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Facts to Ponder

FACTS TO PONDER:

(A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is

700,000.

(B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are

120,000.

(C) Accidental deaths per physician is

0.171.

Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of Health Human Services.

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Now think about this:

Guns:

(A) The number of gun owners in the U. S is 

80,000,000.

(Yes, that’s 80 million.)

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(B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is

1,500.

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(C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is

.000188

Statistics courtesy of FBI

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So, statistically, doctors are approximately

9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.

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Remember, “Guns don’t kill people, doctors do.”

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FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN,

BUT

ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.

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Please alert your friends to this alarming threat.

We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand!!!!!

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Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention

Posted by Freeple Eccojoy in: Forwards, Jokes on Wednesday, Feb 20th, 2008 at 8:00pm UTC
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WHY?

Good question

 —– : WHY

The Silent Majority needs to be heard, “NOW”.

Pass it on !!!
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Posted by Freeple Eccojoy in: Forwards, Pictures on Wednesday, Feb 20th, 2008 at 8:00pm UTC
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