Fresh from my shower, I stand in front of the mirror, complaining to my husband that my breasts are too small.
Instead of characteristically telling me it’s not so, he uncharacteristically comes up with a suggestion:Â “If you want your breasts to grow, then every day take a piece of toilet paper and rub it between them for a few seconds.
Willing to try anything, I fetch a piece of toilet paper and I stand in front of the mirror, rubbing it between my breasts.
“How long will this take?” I ask.
“They will grow larger over a period of years,” he replies.
I stop. “Do you really think rubbing a piece of toilet paper between my breasts every day will make them larger?”
Without missing a beat he says, “Worked for your butt, didn’t it?”
He’s still alive, and with a great deal of physical therapy, may even walk again someday……
Stupid, stupid man.
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Loading ...2 Responses to “Miracle of Toilet Paper”
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Katrina says:
FUNNY FUNNY FUNNY! MEN SAY THE DARNDEST THINGS!
June 17th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
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Kamal says:
that nice joke…hahahahh
