1) Which sexual position produces the ugliest children?
Ask your mother.
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2) How do you embarrass an archeologist?
Give him a tampon and ask him which period it camefrom.
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3) What’s the difference between a bitch and a whore?
A whore sleeps with everybody at the party; A bitch
sleeps with everybody at the party except you.
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4) What’s the difference between love, true love, and
showing off?
Spitting, swallowing, and gargling.
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5) What’s the difference between a Catholic wife and a
Jewish wife?
A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewelry.
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6) What makes men chase women they have no intention
of marrying?
The same urge that makes dogs chase cars they have
no intention of driving.
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7) What is the biggest problem for an atheist?
No one to talk to during orgasm.
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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a
horse’s ass?A mechanic.
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9) Who is the most popular guy at the nudist colony?
The guy who can carry a cup of coffee in each hand
and a dozen donuts.
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10) The three words men hate to hear during sex:
“Are you in?”
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ferdinand says:
nice to start the day with
March 7th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
