Making People Happy
President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air
Force
One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, “You know, I could throw
a
$1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.”
Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw ten $100 bills
out
of the window and make ten people very happy.”
Cheney added, “That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills
out
of the window and make a hundred people very happy.”
Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his
co-pilot, “Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the
window and make 56 million people very happy.”
One for the Girls. Its best if you have speakers to hear the music.
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THE FLY
A happy, little fly was buzzing around a barn one day, when she happened upon a large pile of fresh horse manure. Since it had been hours since her last meal and she was feeling hunger pains, she flew down to the irresistible delicacy and began to munch out. She ate. And ate… and then… she ate some more!!!
Finally, she decided she’d had plenty. She washed her face with her tiny front legs, belched a few times, then attempted to fly away. But alas…she had pigged out far too much and could not get off the ground.
She looked around wondering what to do about this unpleasant situation when she spotted a pitchfork leaning upright against the barn wall.
She’d found a solution. She thought if she could just become airborne she’d be able to fly again. So, she painstakingly, climbed to the top of the handle. Once there, she took a deep breath, spread her tiny fly wings, and leaped confidently into the air.
She dropped like a rock and splattered all over the floor! Dead Fly.
The moral of this sad story?
Never fly off the handle when you know you’re full of shit. |
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