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                           Making People Happy


President Bush, First Lady Laura and Dick Cheney were flying on Air
Force
One. George looked at Laura, chuckled and said, “You know, I could throw
a
$1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.”

Laura shrugged her shoulders and replied, “I could throw ten $100 bills
out
of the window and make ten people very happy.”

Cheney added, “That being the case, I could throw one hundred $10 bills
out
of the window and make a hundred people very happy.”

Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to his
co-pilot, “Such big-shots back there. Hell, I could throw all of them out of the
window and make 56 million people very happy.”






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Window cleaner!!

One for the Girls. Its best if you have speakers to hear the music.

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Window cleaner!!

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