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A Flower For You

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From Freeple Rubina Khilji in: Forwards on Sat, Nov 8th, 2008 at 3:30pm
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Words Of Wisdom

Words of Wisdom!
Have a Great Day!

KEEP SCROLLING!

Love is grand;
divorce is a hundred grand.



I am in shape.
Round is a shape.



Time may be a great healer,
but it's a lousy beautician.



Never be afraid to try something new.
Remember, amateurs built the ark,
professionals built the Titanic.



Conscience is what hurts
when everything else feels so good.

Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.

Even if you are on the right track,
you'll get run over if you just sit there.

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason.

An optimist thinks that this is the best possible world.
A pessimist fears that this is true.

There will always be death and taxes;
however, death doesn't get worse every year.

SMILING YET?
KEEP SCROLLING!

In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

Dijon vu — the same mustard as before.

I am a nutritional overachiever.

Practice safe eating;
always use condiments.

If marriage were outlawed,
only outlaws would have in-laws.

It's frustrating when you know all the answers,
but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time,
but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

Brain cells come and brain cells go,
but fat cells live forever.

Age doesn't always bring wisdom.
Sometimes age comes alone.

Life not only begins at forty,
it begins to show.

You don't stop laughing because you grow old,
you grow old because you stopped laughing!



Have a Great Day!





Have a Great Day!

 



From Freeple Rubina Khilji in: Forwards on Sat, Nov 8th, 2008 at 3:15pm
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EASY AND DIFFICULT

 

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From Freeple Rubina Khilji in: Forwards on Thu, Nov 6th, 2008 at 6:30pm
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FRIENDS….


 
                                                      

     

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 


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From Freeple Rubina Khilji in: Forwards on Thu, Nov 6th, 2008 at 6:30pm
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CAT LISTENING & ENJOYING MUSIC…

CAT LISTENING & ENJOYING 
 
 
Kumar Sanu  

 
 
 
 Lata Mangeshkar 

 
 
 
Himesh Reshmia  

 
 

 Baba Ram Dev  

 

 

 

Anup Jalota 

 
 
 
And Now Cat Listening
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HEY HEY…

 BYE BYE…

From Freeple Rubina Khilji in: Forwards on Thu, Nov 6th, 2008 at 6:30pm
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