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An Old Story With A New Ending

AN OLD STORY WITH A NEW ENDING
 
It's an old story that we read in Class 3 but with a new ending.
A hat-seller who was passing by a forest decided to take a nap under one of the trees, so he left his whole basket of hats by the side. A few hours later, he woke up and realized that all his hats were gone.
He looked up and to his surprise, the tree was full of monkeys and they had taken all his hats. The jaat sits down and thinks of how he can get the hats down.
While thinking he started to scratch his head. The next moment, the monkeys were doing the same. Next, he took down his own hat, the monkeys did exactly the same. An idea came to his mind… He took his hat and threw it on the floor and the monkeys did that too. So he finally managed to get all his hats back.
Fifty years later, his grandson, Sukhwinder, also became a hat-seller and had heard this monkey story from his grandfather. One day, just like his grandfather, he passed by the same forest. It was very hot, and he took a nap under the same tree and left the hats on the floor.
He woke up and realized that all his hats were taken by the monkeys on the tree. He remembered his grandfather's words, started scratching his head and the monkeys followed. He took down his hat and fanned himself and again the monkeys followed. Now, very convinced of his grandfather's idea, Sukhwinder threw his hat on the floor but to his surprise, the
monkeys still held on to all the hats.
Then one monkey climbed down the tree, grabbed the hat on the floor, gave him a slap and
Guess What He Said
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"You think only you have a grandfather…!!!???"

Posted by Freeple Rubina Khilji in: Forwards on Tuesday, Dec 23rd, 2008 at 2:05am UTC
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Snow & Ice Festival

 

Snow_&_Ice_festival.pps

Posted by Freeple Rubina Khilji in: Forwards on Sunday, Dec 21st, 2008 at 2:50am UTC
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4 Liquid Stages Of Life..

4 Liquid Stages Of Life….

4 Liquid Stages Of Life
    
 
What a way to summarize the stages of life without saying a word?!!!

Posted by Freeple Rubina Khilji in: Forwards on Saturday, Dec 20th, 2008 at 3:20pm UTC
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The Parrot as a Christmas Gift

A young man named John received a parrot as an early Christmas gift.

The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary.

Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to ‘clean up’ the bird’s vocabulary.

Finally, John was fed up and he yelled at the parrot. The parrot yelled back. John shook the parrot and the parrot got angrier and even ruder. John, in desperation, threw up his hands, grabbed the bird and shoved him in the freezer. For a few minutes the parrot squawked and kicked and screamed. Then suddenly there was total quiet. Not a peep was heard for over a minute. Fearing that he’d hurt the parrot, John quickly opened the door to the freezer.

The parrot calmly stepped out onto John’s outstretched arm and said ‘I believe I may have offended you with my rude language and actions. I’m sincerely remorseful for my inappropriate transgressions and I fully intend to do everything I can to correct my rude and unforgivable behaviour’.

John was stunned at the change in the bird’s attitude. As he was about to ask the parrot what had made such a dramatic change in his behavior, the bird continued…. ……..’May I enquire as to what the turkey did?’

Happy Christmas!

Posted by Freeple Fsky in: Forwards, Jokes on Thursday, Dec 18th, 2008 at 9:50pm UTC
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watcha doin today?

Posted by Freeple Fsky in: Forwards, Pictures on Thursday, Dec 18th, 2008 at 9:50pm UTC
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