The Smart car ….
What we will be forced to drive Soon?

But look at all of the ‘great new choices’
We will have from ‘The SMART Car’….

The Smorvette!

The Smaudi A3 AWD!

The Smamborghini!

The Smorsche!

The Smorsche Targa!

And last, but not least,

The Smerrari!

Posted by Freeple sage1268 in: Forwards on Monday, Jan 19th, 2009 at 3:56pm UTC
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Lost Weight

Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit.

Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a huge pair of slacks.

"Wow," the lady said, "I must have worn these when I was 183."

Her niece looked puzzled, then asked, "How old are you now, Aunt?"

Posted by Freeple Rubina Khilji in: Forwards on Saturday, Jan 3rd, 2009 at 1:05am UTC
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 The letter read:

 Dear God,
I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension.
Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I have invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only  hope. Can you please help me?

Sincerely,
Edna
 
The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars.
 By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share  with her friends.

Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read:

 Dear God,
 How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.
By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it was those bastards at the Post  Office.

 Edna

Posted by Freeple Rubina Khilji in: Forwards on Friday, Jan 2nd, 2009 at 10:35pm UTC
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Posted by Freeple Rubina Khilji in: Forwards on Thursday, Jan 1st, 2009 at 5:05am UTC
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