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Four friends at a party

Four friends, who hadn’t seen each other in 30 years, reunited
at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest
room.

Those who remained talked about their kids.

The first guy said, “My son is my pride and joy. He started
working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied
Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the
corporate ladder and now he’s the president of the company. He became
so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his
birthday.”

The second guy said, “Damn, that’s terrific! My son is also my
pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, then went to
flight school to become a pilot . Eventually he became a partner in the
company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He’s so rich that he
gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday.”

The third man said: “Well, that’s terrific! My son studied in
the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own
construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave
away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his
birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion.”

The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth
returned from the rest-room and asked: “What are all the congratulations
for?”

One of the three said: “We were talking about the pride we feel
for the successes of our sons. …What about your son?”

The fourth man replied: “My son is gay and makes a living
dancing as a stripper at a nightclub. The three friends said: “What a
shame…what a disappointment.” The fourth man replied: “No, I’m not
ashamed.

He’s my son and I love him. And he’s lucky, too. His birthday just
passed and the other day he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a
brand new jet and top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends.”

Posted by Freeple sage1268 in: Forwards on Saturday, May 23rd, 2009 at 10:27pm UTC
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A bottle of wine

A
BOTTLE OF WINE—

A
TOUCHING STORY ALL WOMAN WILL ENJOY –

AND
SOME MEN WILL TOO!!!

THE BOTTLE OF WINE

For
all of us who are married, were married, wish you were married, or wish
you weren’t married, this
is
something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine:

Sally was driving home from one of her business trips
in Northern Arizona when she saw an elderly
Navajo
woman walking on the side of the road.

As the trip was
a long and quiet one, she stopped the car and asked the Navajo woman if
she would like a ride.

With a silent nod of thanks,
the woman got into the car.

Resuming the journey,
Sally tried in vain to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo woman. The
old woman just sat silently, looking intently at everything she saw,
studying every little detail, until she noticed a brown bag on the seat
next to Sally.

’What in bag?’ asked the old woman.

Sally looked down at the brown bag and said, ‘It’s a
bottle of wine. I got it for my husband.’

The
Navajo woman was silent for another moment or two. Then speaking
with the quiet wisdom of an elder, she said:

’Good
trade…..’

Posted by Freeple sage1268 in: Forwards on Thursday, May 21st, 2009 at 8:47pm UTC
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THE AISLE SEAT

Two radical Arab terrorists boarded a flight out of London. One took a window seat and the other sat next to him in the middle seat. Just before takeoff, a U.S. Marine sat down in the aisle seat. After takeoff, the Marine kicked his shoes off, wiggled his toes and was settling in when the Arab in the window seat said, ‘I need to get up and get a Coke.’

‘Don’t get up,’ said the Marine, ‘I’m in the aisle seat, I’ll get it for you.’

As soon as he left, one of the Arabs picked up the Marine’s shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned with the Coke, the other Arab said, ‘That looks good, I’d really like one, too.’

Again, the Marine obligingly went to fetch it. While he was gone, the other Arab picked up the Marine’s other shoe and spat in it. When the Marine returned, they all sat back and enjoyed the flight..

As the plane was landing, the Marine slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened. He leaned over and asked his Arab neighbors…

‘Why does it have to be this way? How long must this go on? This fighting between our nations? This hatred? This animosity? This spitting in shoes and pissing in Cokes?’

THE FEW. THE PROUD. THE MARINES

Posted by Freeple sage1268 in: Forwards on Thursday, May 21st, 2009 at 4:17am UTC
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