Advice to Tiger Woods ( From A Senior Citizen )
As we all know, Tiger has returned to
golf after a 5 month hiatus.
We seniors have put together some words of
advice he may want to follow
Senior Wisdom for Tiger — When you see a woman and want her badly, Please consider the following….
No matter how beautiful she is…..
No matter how sexy she is….
No matter how seductive she is…
No matter how huge her melons are…
I forgot WHERE I was going WITH THIS… Fuck the shit out of her anyway!!!!!!
A Strange Old Tool
Do you know what it is? Look below, read and learn.
This old tool has been reintroduced in Washington D.C.
By the Obama Administration. It will be part of the
New Health Care Program.
Are you starting to feel it yet?
>>> Sex in the Shower:
>>> In a recent survey requested by President Obama, African
>>> Americans have proved to be the most likely to have had sex in
>>> the shower! >>> In the survey, carried out for him, by a leading toiletries
>>> firm, a huge majority, 86% of African Americans, said that they
>>> have enjoyed sex in the shower.
>>> The other 14% said they hadn't been to prison yet.
A sad day for Tennis and Men …!
Wimbledon hopeful Simona Halep wants surgery to reduce the size of her breasts.
Halep is seen as one of the tennis stars of the future after winning a host of junior titles and a place in the final of the junior French Open last year.
But the 5-foot-5-inch Romanian tennis star said she thinks her 34DD bust is holding her back.
"This Fall I will have a breast reduction operation," Halep said. "My breasts make me uncomfortable when I play."
"It's the weight that troubles me (and) my ability to react quickly," she added .
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL THIS KID THAT WINNING ISN'T EVERYTHING!!
THIS SELFISH SPOILED LITTLE BITCH SHOULDN'T BE SO CONSUMED WITH "WINNING MAJOR TENNIS TOURNAMENTS"!!!
WHAT ABOUT US …. THE HARD-WORKIN EVERYDAY FAN????
AND THIS LITTLE BITCH WANTS TO HAVE THEM "REDUCED"???
THE NERVE OF SOME PEOPLE. A FLAGRANT WASTE OF GOOD TITTIES!!!!!!!