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Speed Control in Canada

Canadian Speed Controls 

Speed controls being used in  Canada ..  How's this for effective speed control? 

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I don't know about you, but this would certainly slow me down! 

People slow down and actually try to ‘straddle’ the hole.   


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This is an actual speed control device that is currently in use. 

It is MUCH cheaper than speed cameras, radar guns, police officers, etc.


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Pretty clever — especially when they move them around every day. 

Isn't art wonderful?


From Freeple Joe in: Forwards on Wed, Sep 28th, 2011 at 11:33pm
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Social Security Card information

I doubt is this will get around to  very many of those uninformed but its worth a try.

Lots of good info here.

Emacs!

Dick Kantenberger

Gifted Education Writer

Examiner.com

History Lesson on Your Social SecurityCard

Just in case some of you young whippersnappers (& some older ones) didn’t know this.

It’s easy to check out, if you don’t believe it. Be sure and show it to your family

and friends. They need a little history lesson on what’s what and it doesn’t matter whether you are Democrat or Republican. Facts are Facts.

Social Security Cards up until the 1980s expressly stated the number and

card were not to be used for identification purposes. Since nearly everyone in the United States now has a number, it became convenient to use it anyway and the message, NOT FOR IDENTIFICATION, was removed.

Emacs!

An old Social Security card with the “NOT FOR IDENTIFICATION” message.  Our Social Security

Franklin Roosevelt, a Democrat, introduced the Social

Security (FICA) Program. He promised:

1.) That participation in the Program would be

Completely voluntary,

No longer Voluntary

2.) That the participants would only have to pay

1% of the first $1,400 of their annual

Incomes into the Program,

Now 7.65%

on the first $90,000

3.) That the money the participants elected to put

into the Program would be deductible from

their income for tax purposes each year,

No longer tax deductible

4.) That the money the participants put into the

independent ‘Trust Fund’ rather than into the

general operating fund, and therefore, would

only be used to fund the Social Security

Retirement Program, and no other

Government program, and,

Under Johnson the money was moved to

The General Fund and Spent

5.) That the annuity payments to the retirees would never be taxed

as income.

Under Clinton & Gore

Up to 85% of your Social Security can be Taxed

Since many of us have paid into FICA for years and are

now receiving a Social Security check every month –

and then finding that we are getting taxed on 85% of

the money we paid to the Federal government to ‘put

away’ — you may be interested in the following:

———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— —-

Q: Which Political Party took Social Security from the

independent ‘Trust Fund’ and put it into the

general fund so that Congress could spend it?

A: It was Lyndon Johnson and the democratically

controlled House and Senate.

———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— –

Q: Which Political Party eliminated the income tax

deduction for Social Security (FICA) withholding?

A: The Democratic Party.

———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— —–

Q: Which Political Party started taxing Social

Security annuities?

A: The Democratic Party, with Al Gore casting the

‘tie-breaking’ deciding vote as President of the

Senate, while he was Vice President of the US

———— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— ——— -

Q: Which Political Party decided to start

giving annuity payments to immigrants?

AND MY FAVORITE:

A: That’s right!

Jimmy Carter and the Democratic Party.

Immigrants moved into this country, and at age 65,

began to receive Social Security payments! The

Democratic Party gave these payments to them,

even though they never paid a dime into it!

———— — ———— ——— —– ———— ——— ———

Then, after violating the original contract (FICA),

the Democrats turn around and tell you that the Republicans want

to take your Social Security away!

And the worst part about it is uninformed citizens believe it!

If enough people receive this, maybe a seed of

awareness will be planted and maybe changes will evolve.

But it’s worth a try.

How many people can YOU send this to?

Actions speak louder than bumper stickers

  

Frank Hooper

Cell Phone 408-398-4057

OFFICE FAX  1-408-734-2002

e-mail [email removed]

“In this present crisis, government

is not the solution to our problem;

government is the problem.”

–Ronald Reagan



From Freeple gogal64nm in: Forwards on Sat, Sep 24th, 2011 at 11:50am
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We have 3 stupid stages of life???..

We have 3 stupid stages of life………..

Teen age:

Have Time + Energy …but No Money

Working Age:

Have Money + Energy …but No Time

Old age:

Have Time + Money …but no Energy

From Freeple gogal64nm in: Forwards on Sat, Sep 24th, 2011 at 3:03am
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Do YOU have a better email forward? Email it to forwards@freeple.com!

Can the Post Office Survive the Digital Age?

Can the Post Office Survive the Digital Age?

Email and web contribute to serious financial troubles for the USPS

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In an article earlier this year, we asked, “Is email killing the post office?” Well, the post office is not dead yet, but it’s not helping from the looks of it. The U.S. Postal Service doesn’t have the money it needs to pay its bills, and email and the web are clearly major factors.

Can the post office survive the digital age? Tell us what you think.

A report from the New York Times is all but predicting the U.S. Postal Service’s demise. “The agency is so low on cash that it will not be able to make a $5.5 billion payment due this month and may have to shut down entirely this winter unless Congress takes emergency action to stabilize its finances,” the report says.

“If Congress doesn’t act, we will default,” Postmaster General Patrick R. Donahoe is quoted as saying.

Whew we discussed the subject before, Bloomberg BusinessWeek had put out a lengthy report looking at the decline of the USPS and its contributing factors. While touching on email, it looked more at comparison of USPS performance versus that of FedEx, UPS and DHL, as well as their international counterparts.

Despite talk that social media might one day kill email, email has proven time and time again that it is still a vital part of the Internet. A report from Pew Internet recently found that email (along with search) is the top activity online adults engage in on the web – way more than social media (though that’s growing significantly).

Unfortunately for the USPS, that conversation is irrelevant, because social media and email go hand in hand when it comes to less communication by “snail mail” – a phrase that the post office no doubt despises.

One can only imagine how mobile has contributed to even more communication by web over mail. Now the Internet is in your pocket at all times, not to mention the phone – another classic non-mail form of communication. Last week, Nielsen put out a report finding that 40% of mobile users in the U.S. use smartphones.

Of course email isn’t the only part of the web that is hurting the post office. Online bill pay is a big contributor as well – also now handily available from your pocket.

It’s just easier, cheaper and more efficient to communicate digitally.

Total mail volume decreased by 20% from 2006 to 2010, according to that Bloomberg report. The numbers can only be getting worse for the post office.

There will always be packages, but the digital age certainly continues to leave its mark on those as well. Movies, music and books are all digital now. Earlier this year, Amazon announced that Kindle books were outselling print books. Tablet (namely iPad) sales are on fire. The USPS also has to compete with those other parcel services too.

The Postal Service’s payment is due on September 30. From the sound of it, consumers wouldn’t likely feel the effects so much until early next year. At least the post office should remain open for the holidays.

Is the USPS in serious trouble or is this just a temporary set-back?

From Freeple gogal64nm in: Forwards on Fri, Sep 23rd, 2011 at 2:31pm
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MY FIVE NEW BOYFRIENDS!

MY FIVE NEW BOYFRIENDS!

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I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.

As soon as I wake up,

Will Power

helps me get out of bed.

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Then I go to see John.

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Then Charlie Horse comes along,

and when he is here,

he takes a lot of my time and attention.

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When he leaves,

Arthur Ritis

shows up and stays the rest of the day.

He doesn’t like to stay in one place very long,

so he takes me from joint to joint.

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After such a busy day,

I’m really tired and glad

to go to bed with

Ben Gay

What a life!

Oh, yes, I’m also flirting with

Al Zymer.

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and thinking of calling

JACK DANIELS or  

JOHNNY WALKER

to come and keep me company.

Now remember this:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper

the closer it gets to the end,

the faster it goes…

From Freeple gogal64nm in: Forwards on Fri, Sep 23rd, 2011 at 6:19am
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