MY FIVE NEW BOYFRIENDS!

September 23rd, 2011

MY FIVE NEW BOYFRIENDS!

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I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.

As soon as I wake up,

Will Power

helps me get out of bed.

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Then I go to see John.

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Then Charlie Horse comes along,

and when he is here,

he takes a lot of my time and attention.

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When he leaves,

Arthur Ritis

shows up and stays the rest of the day.

He doesn’t like to stay in one place very long,

so he takes me from joint to joint.

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After such a busy day,

I’m really tired and glad

to go to bed with

Ben Gay

What a life!

Oh, yes, I’m also flirting with

Al Zymer.

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and thinking of calling

JACK DANIELS or  

JOHNNY WALKER

to come and keep me company.

Now remember this:

Life is like a roll of toilet paper

the closer it gets to the end,

the faster it goes…



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From Freeple gogal64nm on Sep 23rd, 2011 at 6:19am
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