MY FIVE NEW BOYFRIENDS!
I am seeing 5 gentlemen every day.
As soon as I wake up,
helps me get out of bed.
Then I go to see John.
Then Charlie Horse comes along,
and when he is here,
he takes a lot of my time and attention.
When he leaves,
shows up and stays the rest of the day.
He doesn’t like to stay in one place very long,
so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day,
I’m really tired and glad
to go to bed with
What a life!
Oh, yes, I’m also flirting with
and thinking of calling
JACK DANIELS or
to come and keep me company.
Now remember this:
Life is like a roll of toilet paper
the closer it gets to the end,
the faster it goes…
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