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Threelady3:

Three nuns were attending a yankee baseball game.

Three men

were sitting directly behind them.

Because their habits were partially

blocking the view,

the men decided to badger the nuns,

hoping they’d get

annoyed enough to move to another area.

In a very loud voice, the first guy

said,

‘I think I’m going to move to Utah .

Tthere are only 100 nuns

living there.’

Then the second guy spoke up and said loudly,

‘Ii want to

move to Montana ..

there are only 5o nuns living there.’

The third guy

yelled,

‘i want to go to Idaho .

There are only 25 nuns living

there.’

The mother superior turned around,

looked at the men,

and in a

very sweet and calm voice said,

‘Why don’t you go to hell…there aren’t any

nuns there.

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A 10 pm curfew was imposed in Blondeville.

Everybody had

to be off the streets or risk being

put in jail. However one citizen was

arrested at

9.45 pm.

‘Why did you do that?’ the soldier was asked by

his

superior officer.

‘I know where he lives,’ he replied, ‘and he

wouldn’t

have made it.

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After the birth of my son, a woman from the

records

department stopped by my hospital

room to get information for his birth

certificate.

‘Father’s date of birth?’ she asked.

When I told her,

she said, ‘Do you realize that

his birthday is exactly nine months before

your

son’s birth?’

‘No, I hadn’t thought about it,’ I responded,

‘but

now that you mention it, I realize that I have a

daughter who turned

two a couple of days

before the same date.’

After she finished taking

down all the data, she

patted my hand and said, ‘Maybe you should

start

buying your husband a tie for his

birthday.’

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The banker had called the man in to talk about his

account. ‘Your financial affairs are in a mess. Your wife constantly overdraws

your account. She is behind in her charge accounts at the department store, and

her check stubs are all added wrong. Why don’t you talk to her about

it?’

‘Because,’ said the man, ‘I would rather argue with you than with

her.

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Thinking about getting implants?  You

may want to think again!

 



 

 

 

 

 

 

Tenderness of Motherhood in the Animal Kingdom

On the riverbank…

In the Arctic …

In Africa …

In India …

In the Ocean…

AND FINALLY…

SOMEWHERE NEAR

WAL-MART

Leopard Savaging a Crocodile Caught on Camera Posted by :Lamman On : January 31, 2012

The astonishing spectacle of a leopard savaging a crocodile has been captured for the first time on camera.

· All pictures by Hal Brindley/SOLO Syndication

A series of incredible pictures taken at a South African game reserve document the first known time that a leopard has taken on and defeated one of the fearsome reptiles.

The photographs were taken by Hal Brindley, an American wildlife photographer, who was supposed to be taking pictures of hippos from his car in the Kruger National Park.

The giant cat raced out of cover provided by scrub and bushes to surprise the crocodile, which was swimming nearby.

A terrible and bloody struggle ensued. Eventually, onlookers were amazed to see the leopard drag the crocodile from the water as the reptile fought back.

With the crocodile snapping its powerful jaws furiously, the two animals somersaulted and grappled. Despite the crocodile’s huge weight and strength, the leopard had the upper hand catching its prey by the throat.

Eventually the big cat was able to sit on top of the reptile and suffocate it.

In the past, there have been reports of crocodiles killing leopards, but this is believed to the first time that the reverse scenario has been observed.

Mr Brindley said: ‘I asked many rangers in South Africa if they had ever heard of anything like this and they all said no.

“It just doesn’t make sense. The meat you get out of a crocodile is just not worth the risk it takes a predator to acquire. The whole scene happened in the course of about 5 minutes. Then the leopard was gone.

“I drove away, elated in disbelief. It may have been the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen.“

Ellie Rose, a reptile keeper at London Zoo, said: “Normally, crocodiles are well able to defend themselves against attack. I can’t think of any examples of this happening before.”

Makes you think…..February 25th 2012