An Irishman’s Tale
An Irishman was drinking in a bar in London when he gets a
call on his cell phone. He orders drinks for everybody in the bar as he
announces his wife has just produced a typical Irish baby boy weighing
25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the man just
shrugs, ‘That’s about average up our way, folks…like I said – my boy’s
a typical County Clare baby boy..’
Two weeks later the man returns to the bar.. The bartender says, ‘Say,
you’re the father of that typical Irish baby that weighed 25 pounds at
birth, aren’t you? Everybody’s been making’ bets about how big he’d be in two
weeks …how much does he weigh now?’
The proud father answers, ’7 pounds.’
The bartender is puzzled and concerned. ‘What
happened?’ ‘He was 25 pounds the day he was born.’
The father takes a slow swig of his Jameson Irish Whisky, wipes his lips on
his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,
…….. ‘Had him circumcised.’
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