RUNNING NUDE Chuckle for your day
A woman was having a daytime
affair while her husband was at work. One rainy day she was in
bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her
husband’s car pull into the driveway.
‘Oh my God
- Hurry! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My
husband’s home early!’
‘I can’t
jump out the window. It’s raining out there!’
‘If my husband catches us in here, he’ll kill us both!’ she
replied. ‘He’s got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the
least of your problems!’
So the
boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out
the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he
quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the
town’s annual marathon, so he started running along beside the
others, about 300 of them.
Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to
blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group
of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity,
jogged closer.
Do you
always run in the nude?’ one asked.
‘Oh yes!’ he replied, gasping in air. ‘It feels so wonderfully
free!’
Another
runner moved a long side. ‘Do you always run carrying your
clothes with you under your arm?’
‘Oh,
yes’ our friend answered breathlessly. ‘That way I can get
dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go
home!’
Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, ‘Do
you always wear a condom when you run?’
‘Nope…just when it’s raining.’
Related Funny Forwards: Forwards
(No Ratings Yet)
Loading ...
