Marriage or
Relationship
If you want someone who will eat whatever you put in
front of him and never say it’s not quite as good as his mother’s
…
… adopt a dog!
If you want someone
always willing to go out, at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want
…
…adopt a dog!
If you want someone who will never touch the remote,
doesn’t care about football, and can sit next to you as you watch romantic
movies…
…
… adopt a dog!
If you want someone who is content to get on your
bed just to warm your feet, and whom you can push off if he snores
…
… adopt a dog!
If you want someone who never criticizes what you
do, doesn’t care if you are pretty or ugly, fat or thin, young or old, who acts
as if every word you say is especially worthy of listening to, and loves you
unconditionally, perpetually …
…adopt a dog!
BUT, on the other hand, if you want a “pet” who will
never come when you call, ignores you totally when you come home, leaves hair
all over the place, walks all over you, runs around all night and only comes
home to eat and sleep, and acts as if your entire existence is solely to ensure
his happiness …
..
.
.
.
….adopt a cat!
You thought I was gonna say… marry a man, didn’t
you?
Send this to all the women you know to brighten their
day.
Send this to all the men just to annoy them!
“You…
…have a GREAT Day!”
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