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Pigs in a blanket

At a zoo in California, a mother tiger gave birth to a rare set of triplet tiger cubs. Unfortunately, due to complications in the pregnancy, the cubs were born prematurely and due to their tiny size, they died shortly after birth. The mother tiger after recovering from the delivery suddenly started to decline in health, although physically she was fine. The veterinarians felt that the loss of her litter had caused the tigress to fall into a depression. The doctors decided that if the tigress could surrogate another mother’s cubs, perhaps she would improve. After checking with many other zoos across the country, the depressing news was that there were no tiger cubs of the right age to introduce to the mourning mother. The veterinarians decided to try something that had never been tried in a zoo environment. Sometimes a mother of one species will take on the care of a different species. The only orphans” that could be found quickly, were a litter of weanling pigs. The zoo keepers and vets wrapped the piglets in tiger skin and placed the babies around the mother tiger. Would they become cubs or pork chops?

Take a look…you won’t believe your eyes!!

Now, please tell me one more time……….why can’t the rest of the world get along?

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From Freeple Anna in: Forwards, Pictures on Mon, Nov 12th, 2007 at 12:45pm
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Remember the 80′s

You know you grew up in the 80′s if…

1. You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word SIKE.
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2. You can sing the rap to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air and can do the Carlton
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3. You know that “WOAH” comes from Joey on Blossom
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4. If you ever watched “Fraggle Rock”
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5. It was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons.
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6. You wore a ponytail on the side of your head.
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7. You got super-excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school.
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8. You made your mom buy one of those clips that would hold your shirt in a knot on the side.

9. You played the game “MASH”(Mansion, Apartment, Shelter, House)
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10. You wore stonewashed Jordache jean jackets and were proud of it.
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11. You know the profound meaning of ” WAX ON , WAX OFF”
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12. You wanted to be a Goonie.
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13. You ever wore fluorescent clothing. (some of us…head-to-toe)
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14. You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off and his cheeks shifted.
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15. You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the only female smurf.
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16. You took lunch boxes to school…and traded Garbage Pailkids in the schoolyard.
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17. You remember the CRAZE, then the BANNING of slap bracelets.
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18. You still get the urge to say “NOT” after every sentence.

19. You thought your childhood friends would never leave because you exchanged handmade friendship bracelets.
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21. You ever owned a pair of Jelly-Shoes.
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22. After you saw Pee-Wee’s Big Adventure you kept saying “I know you are, but what am I?”
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23. You remember “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”
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24. You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates.
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25. You have ever played with a Skip-It.

26. You remember boom boxes and walking around with one on your shoulder like you were all that.
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27. You remember watching both Gremlins movies.
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28. You thought Doogie Howser/Samantha Micelli was hot.
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29. You remember Alf, the lil furry brown alien from Melmac.
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30. You remember New Kids on the Block when they were cool…and don’t even flinch when people refer to them as “NKOTB”
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31. You knew all the characters names and their life stories on “Saved By The Bell,” The ORIGINAL class.
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32. You know all the words to Bon Jovi – SHOT THROUGH THE HEART.
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33. You just sang those words to yourself.

34. You still sing “We are the World”
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35. You tight rolled your jeans.
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36. You owned a banana clip.
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37. You remember “Where’s the Beef?”
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38. You used to (and probably still do)
say “What you talkin’ ’bout Willis?”

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39. You’re still singing shot through the heart in your head, aren’t you!

From Freeple Anna in: Forwards, Pictures on Thu, Nov 8th, 2007 at 11:00am
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Why MY High School Never Performed at the Super Bowl

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From Freeple Anna in: Forwards, Videos on Wed, Nov 7th, 2007 at 10:30am
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Why Dogs Bite People

Poor poor dogs. They must hate Halloween. They don’t even get to eat ANY of the candy!

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From Freeple Anna in: Forwards, Pictures on Sat, Oct 27th, 2007 at 11:23am
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Now You Know More

“Stewardesses” is the longest word typed with only the left hand ..

And “lollipop” is the longest word typed with your right hand. (Bet you tried this out mentally, didn’t you?)

No word in the English language rhymes with month, orange, silver, or purple.

“Dreamt” is the only English word that ends in the letters “mt”.? (Are you doubting this?)

Our eyes are always the same size from birth, but our nose never stop growing.

The sentence: “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog” uses every letter of the alphabet. (Now, you KNOW you’re going to try this out for accuracy, right?)

The words ‘racecar,’ ‘kayak’ are the same whether they are read left to right or right to left (palindromes). (Yep, I knew you were going to “do” this one.)

There are only four words in the English language which end in “dous”: tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, and hazardous. (You’re not doubting this, are you?)

There are two words in the English language that have all five vowels in order: “abstemious” and “facetious.” (Yes, admit it, you are going to say, a e i o u)

TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row of the keyboard. (All you typists are going to test this out)

A cat has 32 muscles in each ear.

A goldfish has a memory span of three seconds. (Some days that’s about what my memory span is.)

A “jiffy” is an actual unit of time for 1/100th of a second.

A shark is the only fish that can blink with both eyes.

A snail can sleep for three years. (I know some people that could do this too.!)

Almonds are a member of the peach

An ostrich’s eye is bigger than its brain.

(I know some people like that also)

Babies are born without kneecaps. They don’t appear until the child reaches 2 to 6 years of age.

February 1865 is the only month in recorded history not to have a full moon.

In the last 4,000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

If the population of China walked past you, 8 abreast, the line would never end because of the rate of reproduction.

Leonardo Da Vinci invented the scissors

Peanuts are one of the ingredients of dynamite!

Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.

The average person’s left hand does 56% of the typing.

The cruise liner, QE 2, moves only six inches for each gallon of diesel that it burns.

The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. (Good thing he did that.)

The winter of 1932 was so cold that Niagara Falls froze completely solid.

There are more chickens than people in the world.

Winston Churchill was born in a ladies’ room during a dance.

Women blink nearly twice as much as men.

Now you know more than you did before!!

The Rain-Thomas Kinkade

This is a Thomas Kinkade painting.

From Freeple Anna in: Forwards, Jokes on Fri, Oct 12th, 2007 at 9:05am
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