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From Freeple copenflavor in: Forwards on Fri, Dec 31st, 2010 at 1:53pm
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NFL Plays of the week ( U PICK THE BEST ONE )

 

 

 

Pick your favorite: Choose the best play from the three game photos below. A. Amani Toomer hauls in a 38 yard prayer from Manning in the first half:   B. Plaxico Burress hauls in the game winning TD with under a minute to go: C. Bambi McAfee signals for a left turn during the pregame show:  Submit your vote. 

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From Freeple copenflavor in: Forwards on Tue, Nov 9th, 2010 at 2:05pm
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DOG SITTER

Dog Sitter   A dog lover, whose dog was a   female and "in heat', agreed to look after and house her neighbor’s male dog while   they were away on vacation.   She had a large house however and believed that she could keep them apart but as she was drifting off to sleep she heard awful howling and moaning sounds, rushed downstairs and found the dogs locked together, in obvious pain and unable to disengage as so frequently happens when they mate.   Unable to separate them and perplexed as to what to do next, although it was late, she called the vet, who answered in a very grumpy voice.   Having explained the problem to him, the vet said. "Hang up the phone and place it down alongside the dogs.  I will then call you back and the noise of the ringing will make the male lose his erection and be able to withdraw."   "Do you think that will work?" she asked.   "It just worked for me" he replied.

From Freeple copenflavor in: Forwards on Thu, Oct 7th, 2010 at 12:07pm
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TOUCHING POEMS

Read both….
 A WOMAN'S POEM:
Before I lay me down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep,
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
One who loves to listen long,
One who thinks before he speaks,
One who'll call, not wait for weeks.
I pray he's rich and self-employed,
And when I spend, won't be annoyed.
Pull out my chair and hold my hand.
Massage my feet and help me stand.
Oh send a king to make me queen.
A man who loves to cook and clean.
I pray this man will love no other.
And relish visits with my mother.
 
A MAN'S POEM:
I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac with
big tits who owns a bar on a golf course,
and loves to send me golfing and drinking. This
doesn't rhyme and I don't give a shit.
 
 

From Freeple copenflavor in: Forwards on Tue, Sep 21st, 2010 at 11:14am
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