Isn’t It Ironic?
The SNAP/Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is pleased to be distributing the greatest amount of free meals and food stamps ever. Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered by the U.S.
Department of the Interior, asks us to “Please Do Not Feed The Animals.” This is because the animals may grow dependent on handouts and not learn to take care of themselves. Thus endeth today ‘s Lesson.
No Underwear – Makes Sense to Me
A man came to visit his grandparents, and he noticed his grandfather sitting
on the porch in the rocking chair wearing only a shirt, with nothing on from
the waist down.
‘Grandpa, what are you doing? Your weenie is out in the wind for everyone to
see!’ he exclaimed.
The old man looked off in the distance without answering.
‘Grandpa, what are you doing sitting out here with nothing on below the
waist?’ he asked again.
The old man slowly looked at him and said,
‘Well….last week I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck.
This is your grandma’s idea.’
Share and Enjoy:
Great Household Tips
Ants Problem : Ants hate cucumbers. Keep the skin of
cucumbers near the place or ant hole.
To get pure and clean ice : Boil water first before
freezing.
To make the mirror shine : Clean with spirit
To remove chewing gum from clothes : Keep the cloth in the
freezer for an hour.
To whiten white clothes : Soak white clothes in hot water
with a slice of lemon for 10 minutes
To give a shine to hair : Add one teaspoon of vinegar to
hair, then wash hair.
To get maximum juice out of lemons : Soak lemons in hot
water for one hour, and then juice them.
To avoid smell of cabbage while cooking : Keep a piece of
bread on the cabbage in the vessel while cooking.
To avoid tears while cutting onions : Chew gum.
To boil potatoes quickly : Skin one potato from one side
only before boiling.
To remove ink from clothes : Put toothpaste on the ink spots
generously and let it dry completely, then wash.
To skin sweet potatoes quickly : Soak in cold water
immediately after boiling.
To get rid of mice or rats : sprinkle black pepper in places
where you find mice or rats. They will run away.
Chinese
Proverb:
‘When someone shares something of value with you and you benefit
from it, you have a moral obligation to share it with others.
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