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Hugging instructions

Instructions for properly hugging a baby:

1. First, uh, find a baby

 

2. Second, be sure  that the object you found was

indeed a baby by employing classic sniffing techniques. 

 

3. Next you will need to flatten the baby before  actually beginning the Hugging process.

 

4. The 'paw slide'

Simply slide paws around baby and prepare for possible close-up.



5. Finally, if a camera is present, you will need to execute

the difficult and patented 'hug,  smile, and lean' so as to

achieve the best photo quality. 



Aaah! 

From Freeple kaylee in: Forwards on Mon, Aug 8th, 2011 at 12:00am
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How to be cruel to old guys …

OUT!!!!!!

How to be cruel to old guys: AARP Eye Chart

From Freeple kaylee in: Forwards, Jokes, Pictures on Sun, Jul 24th, 2011 at 10:59pm
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This is NOT stainless steel!

This is not stainless steel… (see explanation at bottom).

http://mumbaihangout.org/rnd.php

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Recession? What recession?
So, it seems that this “global recession” has not impacted negatively on everyone.
Check this out!
It’s a Mercedes Benz owned by an Abu Dhabi oil billionaire (naturally).

That is NOT stainless steel, people, it is WHITE GOLD!
I’m sure you’ll sleep better tonight, knowing that the exhorbitant dollars you’re paying for gas these days are at least going to a good cause…

From Freeple kaylee in: Forwards on Sat, Sep 25th, 2010 at 5:39pm
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Infinity Pool in Singapore

Amazing, they're building Billion $ hotels in what used to be a third world nation, while the good old US is getting turned into a third world shithole!!!!!!!
 
 
 
 

 Infinity Pool in Singapore

 


Don't go off the VERY deep end… Infinity pool 55 STOREYS above ground opens in Singapore in dazzling new £4bn resort.

  • If you fancy a dip in this pool, you'll need a head for heights – its 55 storey’s up.
  • But swimming to the edge won't be quite as risky as it looks. While the water in the infinity pool seems to end in a sheer drop, it actually spills into a catchment area where it is pumped back into the main pool. At three times the length of an Olympic pool and 650ft up, it is the largest outdoor pool in the world at that height.
  • It features in the impressive, boat-shaped 'SkyPark' perched atop the three towers that make up the world's most expensive hotel, the £4billion Marina Bay Sands development in Singapore.

 


Don't look down: A guest swims in the infinity pool of the Skypark that tops the Marina Bay Sands hotel towers – 55 storey’s over the city of Singapore yesterday

 


  

 

To infinity… and beyond! The pool stretches 150 metres, three times the length of an Olympic swimming pool.

 

 

The view over the side: An artist's impression shows the Skypark that tops the Marina Bay Sands hotel towers, including the infinity pool The hotel, which has 2,560 rooms costing from £350 a night, was officially opened yesterday with a concert by Diana Ross. The Emirates Palace Hotel in Abu Dhabi, estimated to have cost £2billion when it opened in 2004, was previously the world's most expensive hotel.

With its indoor canal, opulent art, casino, outdoor plaza, convention centre, theatre, crystal pavilion and museum shaped like a lotus flower, the Marina Bay Sands has taken its crown.
The infinity pool on the roof is in the 'SkyPark' which spans the three towers of the hotel. The platform itself is longer than the Eiffel tower laid down and is one of the largest of its kind in the world.

Infinity pools give the effect that the water extends to the horizon. In reality, the water spills over the edge into a catchment below, and is then pumped back into the pool. The pools have two circulation systems. The first functions like that of a regular pool, filtering and heating the water in the main pool. The second filters the water in the catch basin and returns it to the upper

pool.

 

 

 

The resort from across the bay. The three towers were based on a deck of cards, according to designer Moshe Safdie

 

 

A skydiver parachutes pass the Singapore Flyer and Marina Bay Sands casino resort as part of the venue's opening celebrations yesterday.

 

 

 

Extreme Left, relay teams scale one of the towers in a race commemorating the opening yesterday. Right, a newly-wed couple enjoy a canal ride inside the resort's shopping centre The Marina Sands resort was designed by architect Moshe Safdie who based it on a deck of cards.

Inside shoppers can ride along an indoor canal in Sampan boats styled on traditional Chinese vessels from the 17th century.
The owners have also commissioned five well-known artists to create works of art to 'integrate' with the buildings. Among these is a 40m-long Antony Gormley sculpture made from 16,100 steel rods. The whole thing weighs 14.8 tons and it took 60 people to assemble it in the hotel.
Artist Chongbin Zheng created Rising Forest which its 83 three metres high pots with trees in them. The pots were so big the artist had to build a customised kiln the size of a small building to make them in.
Last night, the world's most expensive hotel was given a launch party befitting it. Singing legend Diana Ross performed for 2,500 VIPs in the resort's Grand Ballroom and pop singer Kelly Rowland headlined an outdoor concert.

 



 


Money-maker: Left, the entrance to the casino, which costs nearly £50 to get in and is attracting 25,000 visitors each day. Right, a man looks through a steel web art structure in one of the towers.


 

Just enjoying the sun: Models pose in the pool for journalists at the grand opening yesterday.
The opening celebrations also featured a death-defying relay. Seven teams of three participants each scaled the three towers before sprinting across the 340-metre long Sands SkyPark, where the infinity pool is located, to the finish line.

The resort will employ 10,000 people directly and generate up to £48m each year. Entrance to the casino alone is nearly £50 a day – but an average of 25,000 people have visited the casino daily since its initial phased opening two months ago.

Thomas Arasi, president and chief executive officer of the resort, said he expects to attract an astonishing 70,000 visitors a day once it is fully open.
It was due to open in 2009, but was delayed thanks to labour and material shortages, and funding problems due to the global financial crisis.

Oil-less Singapore is probably the best managed country in the world.

Singapore was basically a third world country in the 60s and now it can give the oil rich countries of the Middle East a run for their money when it comes to economic development.

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From Freeple kaylee in: Forwards on Sat, Sep 25th, 2010 at 5:37pm
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Butt Lift Plastic Surgery

Most of you have heard of a small surgical procedure called a butt lift.   

I wanted to show you how it turns out. Please, refrain from getting this procedure done. 

You will regret it!

Please see photo below…

From Freeple kaylee in: Forwards on Tue, Sep 14th, 2010 at 10:50pm
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