WHAT ARE THE SMALL BUMPS AROUND A WOMAN’S NIPPLES FOR?

A: It’s Braille for “suck here”.

Q: WHAT IS AN AUSTRALIAN KISS?

A: It’s the same as a French kiss, but “down under.”

Q: WHAT DO YOU DO WITH 365 USED CONDOMS?

A: Melt them down, make a tire, and call it a Goodyear.

Q: WHY WERE HURRICANES ORIGINALLY NAMED AFTER WOMEN?

A: Because when they come, they are wild and wet. However, when they go, they take your house and car with them.

Q: WHY DO GIRLS RUB THEIR EYES WHEN THEY GET UP IN THE MORNING?

A: Because they don’t have any balls to scratch.

Thought for the day:

What is a man’s ultimate embarrassment?

Answer: Running into a wall with an erection and breaking his nose

From Freeple lisa_shrader in: Forwards on Sat, Mar 26th, 2011 at 12:56am
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