Thinking about getting implants?  You

may want to think again!

 



 

 

 

 

 

 

From Freeple Pat in: Forwards on Wed, May 30th, 2012 at 12:00am
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Spring Break in Wisconsin

From Freeple Pat in: Forwards on Sat, May 26th, 2012 at 12:00am
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This morning I searched my wallet. 

It was empty. 

Then, I checked my pockets 

I found a few coins 

I then searched my heart and found you. 

Then, I realized how rich I really am… 



Thanks for being my friend and e-mail buddy! 

May you be as rich as I am Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass 

It's about learning to dance in the rain. 

From Freeple Pat in: Forwards on Wed, May 23rd, 2012 at 12:00am
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Cheer Up Girls…

It isn’t just us who suffer changes over the years!

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Val Kilmer

Mickey Rourke

Brendan Fraser

Russel Crowe

Alec Baldwin

Richard Gere

Roger Moore

Arnold Schwarzenegger

Pierce Brosnan

Clint Eastwood

Rod Stewart

ARE

YOU FEELING BETTER NOW???

I thought you would!!! Send to all your

gal pals who could use a good laugh and a shot of instant

self-esteem

From Freeple Pat in: Forwards on Tue, May 15th, 2012 at 12:00am
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Walking can add minutes to your life.

This enables you at 85 years

old to spend an additional 5 months in a nursing

home.

 

 



 

 

My Grandpa started walking 5 miles a day when he was 60.

Now he’s 97 years old and we have no idea where the

‘heck’ he is!

 

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I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who

annoy me!

 

 



 

 

I have to walk early in the morning before my brain figures out  what I’m doing. 

 

 

 



 

 

I

joined a health club last year, spend about 250 bucks. Haven’t lost a

pound. Apparently you have to go there! 

 

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Every time I hear

the dirty word ‘exercise’, I wash my mouth out with

chocolate!

 

 



 

 

I have flabby

thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them!

 

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The advantage to

exercising every day is so when you die, they can say “Boy, he sure looks good doesn’t he!”

 

 



 

 

If

you are going to try cross-country skiing, start with a small

country!

 

 



 

 

Every time I start thinking too much about how I look, I just find a

tavern with a Happy Hour and by the time I leave I

look just fine!

 

 



 

 

 We all get

heavier as we get older because there’s a lot more information in our heads. Yes, it’s true. That’s my story and I’m

sticking to it!

 

 

 

 

 

From Freeple Pat in: Forwards on Mon, Apr 16th, 2012 at 12:00am
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