Freeple.com » Rubina Khilji http://www.freeple.com/blog Free Funny Forwards For the People and By the People Sat, 14 Nov 2009 05:24:10 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 Do THIS YOGASANA AND STAY HEALTHY http://www.freeple.com/blog/2009/02/05/do-this-yogasana-and-stay-healthy/ http://www.freeple.com/blog/2009/02/05/do-this-yogasana-and-stay-healthy/#comments Thu, 05 Feb 2009 07:05:03 +0000 Rubina Khilji http://www.freeple.com/blog/2009/02/05/do-this-yogasana-and-stay-healthy/
 

DO THIS YOGASANA  AND STAY HEALTHY
YOU CAN ALSO DO THIS WHILE AT WORK

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IF YOU'RE ALREADY DOING…..

THEN PLEASE IGNORE……

AND CARRY ON…….

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Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit.

Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a huge pair of slacks.

"Wow," the lady said, "I must have worn these when I was 183."

Her niece looked puzzled, then asked, "How old are you now, Aunt?"

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There was a man who worked for the Post Office whose job was to process all the mail that had illegible addresses. One day, a letter came addressed in a shaky handwriting to God with no actual address. He thought he should open it to see what it was about.

 The letter read:

 Dear God,
I am an 83 year old widow, living on a very small pension.
Yesterday someone stole my purse. It had $100 in it, which was all the money I had until my next pension payment. Next Sunday is Christmas, and I have invited two of my friends over for dinner. Without that money, I have nothing to buy food with, have no family to turn to, and you are my only  hope. Can you please help me?

Sincerely,
Edna
 
The postal worker was touched. He showed the letter to all the other workers. Each one dug into his or her wallet and came up with a few dollars.
 By the time he made the rounds, he had collected $96, which they put into an envelope and sent to the woman. The rest of the day, all the workers felt a warm glow thinking of Edna and the dinner she would be able to share  with her friends.

Christmas came and went. A few days later, another letter came from the same old lady to God. All the workers gathered around while the letter was opened. It read:

 Dear God,
 How can I ever thank you enough for what you did for me? Because of your gift of love, I was able to fix a glorious dinner for my friends. We had a very nice day and I told my friends of your wonderful gift.
By the way, there was $4 missing. I think it was those bastards at the Post  Office.

 Edna

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