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HOW TO IDENTIFY A METH LAB

How To Identify a Meth Lab – Having been in law enforcement for 30 years, I have been approached by several people lately wanting to know how to identify a Meth Lab.

Attached are four photos. I think it’s pretty obvious which one is the Meth Lab.

From Freeple Jokester in: Forwards on Sat, Jan 7th, 2012 at 7:11pm
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COWBOY BOOTS

Your smile for the day... THE NEVER ENDING SOAP OPERA OF MARGARET & BERT...

Bert always wanted a pair of authentic cowboy boots, so, seeing

some on sale, he bought them and wore them home.

Walking proudly, he sauntered into the kitchen and said to his

wife, "Notice anything different about me?"

Margaret looked him over. "Nope." Frustrated, Bert stormed off

into the bathroom, undressed and walked back into the kitchen

completely naked except for the boots.

Again he asked Margaret, a little louder this time, "Notice

anything different NOW?"

Margaret looked up and said in her best deadpan,

"Bert, what's different? It's hanging down today, it was hanging

down yesterday, it'll be hanging down again tomorrow."

Furious, Bert yelled, "AND DO YOU KNOW WHY IT'S HANGING DOWN, MARGARET?"

"Nope. Not a clue", she replied.

"IT'S HANGING DOWN, BECAUSE IT'S LOOKING AT MY NEW BOOTS!!!!"

Without missing a beat Margaret replied, "Shoulda bought a hat, Bert.

Shoulda bought a hat."
From Freeple Jokester in: Forwards on Sun, Oct 9th, 2011 at 10:17am
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Don’t Text and Fly

Did you see this? Don’t Text and Fly!

Thanks for posting: I LOVE TO LAUGH!

Don’t Text and Fly Witch

From Freeple Jokester in: Forwards on Fri, Oct 7th, 2011 at 10:30pm
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No you can’t be Charlie Sheen for Halloween

A non-political cartoon

 

 

 

From Freeple Jokester in: Forwards on Sun, Jul 17th, 2011 at 10:20am
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Osama bin Laden Bacon Burial at Sea

 

 

From Freeple Jokester in: Forwards on Sun, May 29th, 2011 at 7:40pm
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