Freeple.com » Susan Gertson http://www.freeple.com/blog Free Funny Forwards For the People and By the People Sat, 14 Nov 2009 05:24:10 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.8.5 en hourly 1 More Crazy Cats http://www.freeple.com/blog/2007/08/31/more-crazy-cats/ http://www.freeple.com/blog/2007/08/31/more-crazy-cats/#comments Fri, 31 Aug 2007 14:45:04 +0000 Susan Gertson http://www.freeple.com/blog/2007/08/31/more-crazy-cats/ http://www.dailyhaha.com/_vids/hilarious_cat_compilation.htm

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Whenever you are having a rough day, try this stress management technique recommended in all the latest psychological journals.
The funny thing is that it really does work and will make you smile.

1. Picture yourself lying on your belly on a warm rock that hangs out over a crystal clear stream.

2. You can feel both your hands dangling in the cool running water.

3. Birds are sweetly singing in the cool mountain air.

4. No one knows your secret place.

5. You are in total seclusion from that hectic place called “The World”.

6. The soothing sound of a gentle waterfall fills the air with a cascade of serenity.

7. The water is so crystal clear that you can easily make out the face of the person you are holding underwater.

See? It really does work. You’re smiling already!

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Suddenly, a blond headed female Genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said, “Master, may I grant you one wish?”

Osama responded, “You ignorant, unworthy Daughter-of-a-dog! Don’t you know who I am? I don’t need any common woman giving me anything.”

The shocked Genie said, “Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever.”

Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said, “Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you.”

The annoyed Genie said, “So be it!” and disappeared.

The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton at his side.. His willy was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.

God is Good

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