To hoom it mae consern,

I waunt to apply for the job what I saw in the paper.

I can Type reale quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting..

I think I am good on the phone and I no I am a pepole person,

Pepole really seam to respond to me well.

I no my spelling is not to good but fi nd that I Offen can get a job thru my persinalety.

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want to pay me and wat you think

that I am werth,

I can start emeditely.  Thank you in advanse fore yore anser.

hopifuly Yore best aplicant so farr.

Sinseerly,

BRIANNA

PS : Because my resimay is a bit short – below is a picktere of me.

Employer’s response:

Dear Brianna ,  You’ve got the

job!!!!!!

Its OK honey, we’ve got spell check.

See you Monday.

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THE BLONDE WHO HUNTED ALLIGATORS: 

After becoming very frustrated with the attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the

young blonde  declared, ‘Well, then, maybe I’ll just go out and

catch my own alligator and get a pair of alligator shoes  for free!’

The shopkeeper replied with a sly smile, ’Well, little lady, why

don’t you go give it a try?’

The blonde headed off to the swamp, determined to catch an

alligator. Later in the day, the shopkeeper was driving home, and

spotted the young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, shotgun

in hand.

He saw a huge 9-foot gator  swimming

rapidly toward her. With

lightning reflexes, the blond took aim, shot the creature and hauled it

up onto the slippery bank.

Nearby were 7 more dead gators all lying belly up. The shopkeeper watched

in amazement as the blond struggled with the gator.

Then, rolling her eyes, she screamed in  frustration……

Sonofagun!! THIS ONE‘S BAREFOOT, TOO!

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MOM, WHY CAN'T I GET A JOB??? great tatto's

 

 

Do you

think these people (?) are examples of Tea Party members or Wall Street

protesters?

 

 

 

 

MOM, WHY CAN'T I GET A JOB???

 

BECAUSE YOU’RE A BUNCH OF FUCKING MORON LOSER ASSHOLES, WITH NO

BRAINS!!!!!!! PLUS, YOU ALL LOOK LIKE A GIANT WALKING

INFECTION!!!!!!!

GET THE FUCK OUT!!!!!!!



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MOM, why did you move and

leave no forwarding address?

 

 

 

 

From Freeple Joe in: Forwards on Tue, Aug 28th, 2012 at 11:45am
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The Man Rules

At last a guy has taken

the time to write this all down

Finally, the guys’ side of the

( I must

We always hear ‘the rules‘

From the female side

Now here are the

rules from the male side

These are our rules!

Please note.. These are all numbered #1 ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind

1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You’re a big girl.. If it’s up,

We need it up, you need it down. You don‘t hear us

complaining about you leaving it down.

1.

1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one:

Subtle hints do not work!

Strong hints do not work!

Obvious hints do not work!

Just

1.. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1.. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That’s what we do. Sympathy is what your

girlfriends are for.

In fact,

all

comments become null and void after 7 Days.

1. If you think you’re fat, you probably are. Don‘t ask

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the

ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something or tell us how you want it done.

If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither

1. ALL

men see

Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A

color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say ‘nothing,’ We will act like nothing’s wrong. We know you are lying,

but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don‘t want an answer to, Expect an answer you don‘t want

to hear..

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine…REALLY.

1.. Don‘t ask us what we’re thinking about unless you are

prepared to discuss such topics as football or motor

sports.

1 .. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1.. Thank you for reading this. Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight.. But did you know men really don‘t mind that?

It’s like camping…

 And if you

show this to your ole lady, not only the couch, but no pussy either!!!!!!!

=

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Aunty Acid

 

Just in case you

need a laugh today…..

 

 













































 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 



 

 

 

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