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Words A Man Will Never Hear In His Lifetime!

Words A Man Will Never Hear In His Lifetime! 
 
 

From Freeple Joe in: Adult, Forwards, Pictures on Sat, Sep 25th, 2010 at 11:33am
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Husband Down Aisle 25

On the PA system: ‘Cleanup on aisle 25, we have a husband down.

A husband and wife are shopping in their local Wal-Mart.

The husband picks up a case of Budweiser and puts it in their cart. ‘What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the wife.

‘They’re on sale, only $10 for 24 cans he replies.

‘Put them back, we can’t afford them demands the wife, and so they carry on shopping. A few aisles further on along the woman picks up a $20 jar of face cream and puts it in he basket.

What do you think you’re doing?’ asks the husband. ‘It’s my face cream. It makes me look beautiful,’ replies the wife.

Her husband retorts: ‘So does 24 cans of Budweiser and it’s half the price.’

And down he went.
From Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Jokes, Pictures on Tue, Aug 31st, 2010 at 10:59pm
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The Happy Day

These are wedding pictures gathered from God knows where…

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Mem-ries – are so beautiful and yet….

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And you thought it was only phone booths and VW’s that they stuffed…

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Wonder what they’re serving for the wedding dinner?

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I guess she REALLY wanted a Knight in Shining Armor

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Dad looks SO proud!!

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Could someone please explain this to me?

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And this one too?!

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Ok – this one sets the “women’s movement” back a century or so….

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Looks like they spared NO expense…

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No comment required…

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She’s starring on America ‘s Most Wanted next week!

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…Step away from the buffet!

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Was this REALLY a shotgun wedding?

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I just now noticed the DUCKS !??!!

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Any ideas what the hell this is supposed to be????….

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Do you think they road off ona Harley or in a limo?

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I want to see the kids….

From Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Pictures on Tue, Aug 31st, 2010 at 10:54pm
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Freshly Washed Canonigos

Look closely at the package. Just below the words Fresco Lavado . . . which
means freshly washed


Don’t forget this brand of fresh lettuce, folks. What probably happened is,
the water the lettuce was washed in contained polliwogs and these became
fresh new frogs, right in the packages..
So if you’re looking for salad fixings with a little more body, then be sure and
try this brand!
Don’t forget, it’s the extra care that Mexican companies take that makes the
difference.
Mmmmmmmmm.  Yay, free frog legs!
From Freeple Joe in: Forwards, Pictures on Tue, Aug 31st, 2010 at 10:52pm
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How to pick a Date for the Prom!

From Freeple Joe in: Adult, Forwards, Pictures on Tue, Aug 31st, 2010 at 10:47pm
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